Archive for September, 2002
September 30th, 2002
Posted in Indu$try
Ho Homo YoYo A GoGo
I guess I just can’t even believe that an article like this was even published. I know the parents of these girls are really into skateboarding now. Just wait until they get good and start touring with the guys at the age of 15 or 16. Parents will soon learn that a skateboard is as bad as satan’s cock when it comes to their sugar and spice and everything nice.
September 29th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion
Helmets and Dumb Shit
Helmets seem to be the talk of the town this month. All kinds of information on helmets. Mumford’s quote is how I feel too.
September 29th, 2002
Posted in Uncategorized
Busted
The officer was not injured? How could you miss? I’ll bet he’s pretty pissed off that he has to trade breakfast trays for coffee and doesn’t even have a good story to tell over a game of spades. You’ll get ‘em next time though.
September 29th, 2002
Posted in Uncategorized
Your community IS a skatepark.
“If you don’t have a skateboard park, the whole community is a skateboard park.” You’re fuckin’ right about that. $750,000 is a lot of money to be pissing away on pre-fabricated ramps. We intend to publish more on this subject at a later date.
September 29th, 2002
Posted in Uncategorized
Do You Pivit?
These products have been on the market for a while. We wonder, how in the hell the company managed to stay in business and who the fuck would pay for the pieces of shit anyway? We’ll just call it a skateboarder’s stairmaster.
September 29th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit
Don’t Touch My Bitch.
You can have the jacket. Hell, I will even give up the hat. But if you think for a second that a Bully is going to get the skateboard, Your fuckin’ crazy.