Archive for October, 2002
October 31st, 2002
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Fuck You, The Ramp Stays!
Charles Janssen is pissing and moaning and he’s afraid his neighbors are going to get hurt in his pretty little neighborhood. You know what Charles? Eat a big dick! God forbid your neighbors learn a skill that could one day support their entire family. We walk away limping and we suck down lots of liquor. Deal with it.
October 30th, 2002
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The Day-Trader’s Gossip Fence
Billabong is having it’s own problems with hundreds of millions of dollars. If you’re watching the stocks, you’ll want to read about how the executives are still fighting over who gets what wave and who beat up who’s daddy and all kinds of other tycoon shit.
October 30th, 2002
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Go to Hell and Stay There!
SkateNerd.com has one hell of a feature article this week. We are linking the article just to be sure everyone gets to read it. Kevin Bacon’s dad is a bad ass.
October 29th, 2002
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Fill In The Blanks Answer!
Remember the “fill in the blanks” post we had a few days ago? Nobody guessed right. But we were talking about the guy that now has his own shoeline out, which sells only at worthless… oops, we mean payless.
October 29th, 2002
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Boom Boom Huck-ert
Our man is starting to catch some flack. “What was once a rebel activity is now flush with corporate sponsors plying the crowd with such 21st-century snacks for the whole family as pudding in a tube.” We’re glad Tony is at the helm of this production. We can’t dis him.
October 28th, 2002
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Globe Down Under or Upside-Down?
Globe Stocks look as bad as the executive director’s photo for the story. We know the water goes down the drain in the opposite direction when you cross the equator, but we had no idea that photos are reversed also.
October 23rd, 2002
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Pacific Northwest Mudslinging
Sleestak points out some flaws in Chris Pontius’ fame seeking. Sling more mud. The site doesn’t suck. Thanks Bob.
October 23rd, 2002
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Hairy Pork Backs
Jose Antonio Hernandez-Diez makes fried pork skin skateboards. “One pork-board also stars in a series of videos: on one monitor, it fries on a pan, in a second monitor, it rolls along a concrete urban sidewalk. In a third, it becomes food for hungry mongrel stray dogs.” We really don’t know how to categorize this crazy shit.
October 23rd, 2002
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Fruit Buys Fruit.
Heeling Sports Limited announces it has inked a deal to take over the Soap brand of “grinding” shoes, completing a trifecta of premium skating and aggressive sport shoes that also includes the popular Heelys and Axis brands.
October 22nd, 2002
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Band-Aids are for Pussies
A 5 hour skate session on one day isn’t going to do anything except piss off the people that put the event together. Stop trying to get “public” skatespots kids. Take your tickets like a man.