Archive for December, 2002

December 17th, 2002

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Ban This

Central California is apparently having some sort of a problem with shopping carts. Everyone pitch in and get your bag-ladies off the street. This is a high ollie zone.

December 13th, 2002

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The Canadiens Love It!

Tierney Rides makes some snowboard cross training thingies. We looked at them for about 30 seconds because Skatenerd told us Unicron had something to look at. God bless the internet.

December 13th, 2002

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Bubble Gum Team

We posted this crap because everyone wondered why it wasn’t already on here. We decided that we wouldn’t post Ollie Pop until all of our local shops ran out of their first batch. Countless belly-aches later, Here’s your fucking gum! Big league chew is for the #2 sport.

December 13th, 2002

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Fakie Pop Shove-It Lipslide?

Bad shorts, CDX top layer, Unda tha lip, Clip art… Did this print come from the editing room at Poweredge? Even an Unknown can make a buck off other people’s kickturns nowadays.

December 13th, 2002

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Why? Why? Why?

These little cock-roces are making skateboards??!! And to make shit even worse, they are using wood from China! While we are on the subject of China… What’s with these other companies using China wood? Are these guys using the shit too? We can’t even look at the internet anymore today. Go skate and beat the shit out of a fruitbooter or two. We are.

December 13th, 2002

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Friday After Next Fanmail

How ironic is this? Transworld Skateboard Business contacted us and wants to do an article about skateboardingsucks.com in their next issue. They emailed us a few questions. But instead of us answering them, we thought it be nice if we let you (our loyal fan) answer them for us. We will pick the best answer to each question, and send them off to skatebiz.

1. Who started the website?
2. What would you describe the mandate or mission of the site as being?
3. When was the site founded?
4. What has the response to the site been so far?
5. Any plans for further development with the site?

December 12th, 2002

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No Cement?

“Truly unique skate parks simply can’t be created from a catalog of “cookie-cutter” prefabricated ramps.” Trueride is absolute horseshit! If you want something done right, there is only one man to call.

December 12th, 2002

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Look at all This Weird Shit

We don’t do near enough slalom skateboarding to even understand what’s going on in slalom skaters’ heads. Curve Skateboards must know all there is to know. Trippy.

December 11th, 2002

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K2 Buying Habits

K2 Inc. confirms that they are participating in discussions with Rawlings Sporting Goods Company Inc. That’s a lot of company words. Looks like K2 was gathering funds for something. Baseball uniforms are so out.

December 11th, 2002

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AT&T, Motorola, Mac and Tony = $$

We don’t like to dis Tony. But we have no problems giving Mac a bunch of shit. How many devices are being sold? Tony has some fucking cash! Cheers.

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