Archive for December, 2002
December 10th, 2002
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Hockey Must Suck
Mark Carroll tells us the Phoenix Coyotes are giving away skateboards. That’s the second time this year that hockey used skateboards to attract fans. You think we will ever see a day when x-gaymes promoters start giving away hockey sticks so kids will come see the x-gaymes?
December 10th, 2002
Posted in Uncategorized
Rachel Burstein is a Dumb Broad
Rachel Burstein writes in a sports column for her College Newspaper. “According to a newly released medical study, the average 14-year-old boy loses half the weight of his daily food intake in blood spilt at skateboard parks.” Fuck art. Let’s bleed. If you find this dumb bitches email, give her a shot in the mouth. Link came from Wheelbite.net
December 10th, 2002
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SOTY Finance News?
Tony Trujillo wins Skater of the year and Vans sends out a finance press release? Tony doesn’t suck but Vans just can’t help but look stupid here kids. The TNT image is worth $5.95 a share at the time of this post. Get your calculators out and start wrecking pools.
December 9th, 2002
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What the Hell?
We really have no idea what to think about Maverick Skateboards. We do know that it’s worth taking a look at. Tits and ass on monday. That’s all we have good to say about it.
December 9th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try
If You Can’t Skate, Make Money From It
“Brian Pappas learned his lesson about skateboarding: He tried it once, fell off and didn’t get back on the board again.” Instead he built a franchise and called it Paradise found. Would you like fries with your skating?
December 9th, 2002
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PrimeTime Tony
Mike Neuman pointed out that Tony will be on 60 Minutes II on Wednesday evening. We can’t wait to hear the stupid questions Charlie Rose will ask him. Wouldn’t be great if Andy Rooney did the asking?
December 8th, 2002
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Not so long ago we posted Chris Gentry Toys (you know, Flowflap shit) and we found it odd that there were actually people supporting this lost cause. This friday we posted the letter from Flowflap and again we witnessed odd reactions. We then decided to track and see where those reactions came from. And, lo and behold, they all came from the same person! Someone in the San Diego area is a harsh Flowflap fan. How do we know all this? Hold down your mouse over a suckers name for a sec, and do your own tracing.
Why dont you ban the ip range? Ofcourse we could have done that, but then we be missing out on all the childish fun! We ONLY ban comments from fruitbooters since this site is not meant for fruits. Flowflappers are more then welcome!
December 7th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit
Asian Xtour
Someone at the Asian Xgaymes died last year when a handlebar hit him in the chest. The Asian Extreme Sports Federation wants to get the Government and Sports Councils involved in these games. That sounds like a lot of dumb shit for corporation sponsored contests. Who needs ‘em?
December 6th, 2002
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Rave Trogg Industries
How many raves can a raver rave if a raver can make riser pads? Flux Industries can blow you up in all the parks after dark. It’s now safe to skateboard at night on halloween kids. Cheers to .::COveRT::. for finding us a worldwide distributor of Shit.
December 6th, 2002
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Another Piece of Shit
xXtremeConnections has girl atheletes of the month and a bunch of fags on their site. sk8shop dot com sent this crap to us along with a contest to win Kelly fuckin’ Osbourne’s CD. We clicked over and saw a Gentry photo-shoot too. We don’t know if we should stay on the mailing list for comedy or opt-out for less spam.