Archive for April, 2003
April 1st, 2003
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The Biggest Hunk of Shit Yet
Adrian Hurtado pointed out the Tri-Board Inline Skateboard to us. It hurt us to read those two words in the same sentence. Then we went to the God-awful website that some Jersey dudes built. “It is faster, safer and more maneuverable than a conventional skateboard. You can even spin on its center pivot wheel. It features our 7 layer wood laminate deck with fiberglass trucks and large rubber wheels that won’t stop you on a pebble. It also features front and rear noseguards, solid rubber siderails and a large colorful skid brake as well as grip panels.” Did that sentence just say fiberglass trucks? Those are casters. The whole thing is a rip-off of the Tierney System. Un-original and only good for wheeling launch ramps around.