Stick With the Porn
Pony recently used Jenna Jameson for some advertising and got into a big wonderful publicity mess. Now they decide to drop the porn star idea, grab a Venice advertising firm, and start making skateboard shoes? Put your balls back on Pony! You’re destined to fail in the skate-shoe business but you can take over the un-touched porn-shoe business. Research and development on wet pussy sounds much better than testing shoes on some of the dirty ass skateboarders that chase after that wet pussy. Don’t you think?