Archive for June, 2003
June 16th, 2003
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Cow Juice Huck Jam
Marketing concepts are getting so elaborate. Is it us or would this milk contest not exist without Tony? Let’s just let the whole world get rich off of our broken bones. Drink your milk kids. It makes stronger bones so you can be exploited longer.
June 4th, 2003
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There’s a Termite Loose
The little shit goes by the name of Mitchie Brusco. His amazing talent is big ca$h for “Jones Soda, whose energy drink is big with skateboarders” and Lego, where he should be shining right next to Bob the Lego Builder. Right, People?! Who will this kid grow up to be? Who’s corporate cock is Jennifer chasing? Brusco’s mom and Sheckler’s mom should get together and make Grind King ads. More grind clearance than a skate-mom?
June 2nd, 2003
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From Zero To Gerwer
“I’m always like that,” Loiaza said. “I’m always telling everyone else what they’re doing wrong. I like to help out that way. I’ve done that for years in skateboarding and it’s just carried over to track.” Arnulfo… You’re fucking lost. We hope you get a cool track trophy. Maybe you can show us what we’re doing wrong with a handy pocket guide? Everyone that buys Globe/Kubic stuff must have switched to running track also. Can you imagine what our new favorite skateboarder would say to all you track runners? Pussies!