Boo Mo Bile Pro Crap
We waited quite a while to unleash our feelings on the Boost Mobile Pro contest that went down in Vegas. We wanted the best photos and the best account of what happened. Jason Jessee managed to prove we were right when we called it out the first time. He sent us some mail…
“As you can see the guy obsessed with my buns is the guy that fired me, and it’s a good thing he did because I always wanted to yell Fuck and Dogshit live on tv. …All I know is, it’s not as bad as it seems, its way worse. Glamour and Fantasia. Be like your ancestors or be different. It doesn’t matter. Everbody that skateboards wins, and if cash is involved, get it but share it, or pay bills and eat food… and if your in Jake’s spot, take it and get your boys paid. Jake and Mic-e don’t fuck around. They know how to function in skateboarding. and like it or not… people have shit in the bed.”
Behold.. I am Jesus Christ. and I will not be coming back, for a second coming. Due to national security. and the patriot act. Please listen to my words. My favorite ice cream is bananafana. If this is a problem, you can go and, fuck yourself dog fashun. Or allow shat, to rest upon your chest as I smite you down. Alert! George Bush, will be your father, All birth will be C-section, you will have only, diea reea . I love you very much see you at the beach.
“Put it this way… the letter from Baby Jesus makes more sense than skateboard contests.
Dave sypnewski kicks balls!”
“I love you and I once loved skateboarding… Now it owns me and it owes me nothing.”
Jasonofabitch jesme
Aka Jason Jessee
thedriven.com
