Fernandez Will Steal Your Wife and Your Guinness
So Chad jumps into the books and opens up a whole new Guinness television opportunity xtreme hammer contest. He and Tony Rank right up there with Fastest Wife Carrier. Look what you started when you go to Guinness. Snort a few and become The fastest person to do 1000 ollies, perform the most consecutive kickflips or Most ollies in an hour. Fucking wonderful.