Archive for September, 2003
September 29th, 2003
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Queensland is Piss Drunx Unfriendly
“People in the past have been charged with reckless riding of a bicycle and being drunk in charge of a horse but now a new charge has entered the legal lexicon in the Australian state of Queensland - dangerous driving of a skateboard.” Chris Senn or John Cardiel are probably safe from this law. We’d like to see cops try to run their asses down.
September 25th, 2003
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Hektic Skateboards Sex Offenders?
Sacklunch is on point and regularly posting new shit. What do you think should happen to this sick fucker running the new I-Level? Rally the troops and be sure this dumbass never skates again. We know what he has to look forward to. Can we count on Mark Rogowski to serve him a beating from the inside? We bet we can.
September 22nd, 2003
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Skate or Hair Dye?
Apparantly Sacklunch felt the same way we did a month ago when Loreal Ads appeared on pages right after Stevie Williams/411 ads. Dear TWS, Please frame this fucking ad so you will never do it again. We hope the whole staff benefitted from this shit at least. Even newspapers are starting to write about it. “In late 2001, an issue of Transworld Skateboarding contained an America Online software disc, prompting a managing editor to pen a note apologizing to readers.” <--- That shit certainly sounds familiar. It just dawned on us that Lee's lag time has improved to threatening. Sux went fishin'. Maybe we'll start a truck company that doesnt look like this or this.
UPDATE!
Swift, Brittain, Atiba are keeping shit real. Our boys left Time Warner/AOL/Transworld. BB finally put a foot up someone’s BIG ASS! The skateboard magazines are about to experience a revolution. Everyone please re-evaluate your subscriptions. We think Phelps is actually coming out on top of this post.
September 4th, 2003
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Sk8er Rock
Mark from the UK sent us to Woolworth’s. “40 Slammin’ Skate Anthems” are available there for £15.99. We see this being sought after by the high society. Pink and Avril and Hole. And a hash pipe. Buy the 2 cd set as fast as you can. Skate your local Woolworth’s if you can handle the smell.
September 2nd, 2003
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Our Target Customer?
“We’re excited to partner with Urban Decay to bring teens a limited edition Vans Plat Sidestripe and the chance to win an entire year’s worth of makeup and shoes,” said Gary Schoenfeld, President and Chief Executive Officer of Vans. “Urban Decay’s edgy and fun attitude is the perfect match for our brand and our target customer.” The perfect match for our target customer? Is the OG skate shoe thinking with the wrong head?