Archive for October, 2003
October 31st, 2003
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Ancient Chop Chop Chinese Secret Exposed
The press release is out. The Slap boards are all over it. What we want to point out is how they are USING Rodney’s words to make this seem ok. See here is where it’s not ok. We all built this shit together. Let’s take a serious look at the profit margin at your local shop for decks. Shops don’t pay their bills with skateboard decks. Now Globe/Dwindle/World/Variflex has made it a race for cheaper decks??? You dumbass fuckin’ stock-trading cock-suckers. Guess the game has new rules.
*UPDATE*
A letter made it to our desk and we yanked a quote out of that letter…
“The unified skateboard industry, retailers, and distributors, realize the lack of commitment to skateboarding by Globe: their only commitment is to their bottom line. We need to stand firm, boycott all their products and swift kick their ass right out of OUR industry.” - Tod Swank *Thanks JGB
Sux is 100% behind that statement. We’re interested in seeing if this is something that can be accomplished. Globe… Fuck off and die.
October 29th, 2003
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The Chop Chop Woodshop
You heard us right. Globe’s Chop Chop Woodshop is up and running and into commercial production. They celebrate bang your American friend’s fired secretary week.
October 29th, 2003
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I Love Skateboard MILF (Nsfw) .com
We couldn’t even believe this shit was here. Found first on ebay. Then to the domain for sale. Then to the not so MILF Skateboardmom. Still down for Super-mom Sheckler. Oh wait. It’s bang your secretary week not bang your friend’s mom week. That looks like a good Avril site eh? iloveskaters.com
October 28th, 2003
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Have A Coke & A Piece of Shit
Everyone get as much coke as you can, rot your teeth, and keep the points to win a bunch of shit. Grind rails, Lamar crap and Off-Road Skateboards by Coca-Cola. Here’s some non-skateboarding news on an old skate dumb ass. And go get your THUG on.
October 27th, 2003
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Viva La Weekend
Ok so Bam has this new television show on the MTV. We’re going to start with some credit… Bam taking care of his family with some of that loot, Good job. We also have to give Bam and Random Hero some thanks for having the best MTV show out of all the others that got over-hyped. Now let’s get some tits and ass in there and let’s see some real skateboarding. You guys start french-kissin’ girraffes and we’re going to be looking for Viva La Cardiel.
October 27th, 2003
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It’s “Bang Your Secretary” Week
Our Useless Toys list has proved useful all of the sudden. Thanks to a secret fisherman we ended up back at the Pivit Events page. Hilarious video from a useless toy manufacturer. Maybe you don’t want to bang your secretary? We wouldn’t either if she was coming up with shit like this.
October 25th, 2003
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Is This Skateboarding?
We’re not tellin anyone to go out and beat the shit out of people but… Fuck Yeah! Take your streets back boys. Fair fights are one-on-one or four-on-Vallely.
October 23rd, 2003
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Burn Your Local Skatepark
Skatenerd posted an article from 50-50 about this fucked up park in Wahiawa. Can you imagine being on an island and being forced to skate this shit? Be careful what you wish for! Once these hell holes are built, Your city might make it illegal to skate anywhere else. Wahiawa skatepark sux.
October 23rd, 2003
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Juneau About the Skateboard Task Force?
“Task Force members presented a draft code of conduct to the Juneau Assembly Committee of the Whole on Monday. Some tenets of the code include not skating around the Fisherman’s Memorial out of respect, allowing pedestrians the right of way and skating in control to the best of one’s ability.” This ‘Task Force’ has apparently come up with the idea of taxing skateboarders to ‘offset’ the cost of repairs and maintenance that come about from our destruction. Pay your taxes and go wreck shit. Almost a good idea?
October 14th, 2003
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Geological & Meteorological Synergy?
Outsmart Tony Hawk in the Zone. Tony kicked our ass the first time around but we played again so we could be subject to all the advertising. The announcer sounds like that old Sk8Radio dude. Careful… You’re in the zone.