Archive for November, 2003
November 28th, 2003
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Who’s Running Skateboarder Mag’s Adsense Program?
Fire the guy who thought it might be a good idea to make money with google’s adsense program. Or at least have him remove the one we found being served to us on the Skateboarder Magazine Website. These mistakes just shouldn’t be tolerated. It’s a good bet that there are a few people that ride skateboards that would be happy to take the guy’s job. Primedia gets the GasFace. Thanks Volvo.
November 21st, 2003
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Uptrucks Upchucks Woodchucks
Uptrucks seem like a step in the right direction but we would still want to hear what Tony Alva might have to say about them after a trip to the deep end. Just can’t see growing up on a board and not hearing that hellish bark from a kingpin on bad curb crete. Are we going to invent the fun out of skateboarding?
November 20th, 2003
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Skateboard Carrying Outlawed in New Jersey City?
Fuck Cape May. It’s a piece of shit cold spot that has nothing interesting to skate anyway. They can keep there old-fart bed and breakfast wasteland. If you skate in Cape May, New Jersey Get the fuck out! You’re wasting your time if you think that place is eventually going to cater to one of us. If you’re stuck there Get as many fucking tickets as you can. Eventually you could win immunity?
November 14th, 2003
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Another Useless Toy or Pirate Treasure?
Professor… What’s another name for Pirate Treasure? Well I think it’s “BOOTY” The Canooks have patented another Useless Toy. Dude must have gotten a light bulb above his head sitting on those springy fry-guys at McDonald’s. It’s a good thing he is taking this crap to an amusement park tradeshow so he can be laughed at before he tries to bring this shit to an ASR tradeshow. We can see him getting gang-raped by the Consolidated booth.
November 14th, 2003
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Sanger Sings us Love Songs
We waited and waited and waited for Tha Tap to acknowledge us. Then we realized we had a Mac problem. Then our n3rds fixed shit. Still no tap-love. Then Tha Tap brought us Carl Sanger. Carl’s first post was Pro-Sux and we busted into the Singing Link Tap. Then Sanger deleted some shit. Long story short… Sux and Sanger are again reunited and Thanks to Carl and Tha Tap for showing us Skateboarder Magazine’s stupidity.
November 13th, 2003
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Get Off Our Wave
Some dude named Dan sent us some really good links. We’ll spread them out over a few days for you. Check this one out first. We couldn’t believe it when we saw it. It’s like someone out there decided to make a product just for Skateboarding Sux. Luv’n It.
November 11th, 2003
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Wheel Wells Right Thur
This trolley looking plastic death-trap is so futuristic and happy. It’s just great to see our passion being furthur developed and branching out into new inventions. How fucking cool would it be if you rolled your ankle on this thing. You’d be so stoked. Bet your zima tastes great after a good roll around the campus on your sportster.
November 4th, 2003
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Wheelman Trog-Cycle
“Bridging the gap between a recreational toy and a high performance machine, the Wheelman is on the cutting edge of technology for the future with its all new Wheelman personal transport vehicle. It’s like a motorcycle for your feet, and this hubless vehicle is a new breed of off-road transportation fun!” We may have done a piece on this before but it now has a “Best Invention of the Year” label attached to it by Time Magazine. Did anyone bang their secretary last week?
November 4th, 2003
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The Search for Animal Chin Continues
Revert sent us a document. Even if this image causes a stink. It is, without a doubt, brilliant skateboard marketing… Just like the old days.
