Another Useless Toy or Pirate Treasure?
Professor… What’s another name for Pirate Treasure? Well I think it’s “BOOTY” The Canooks have patented another Useless Toy. Dude must have gotten a light bulb above his head sitting on those springy fry-guys at McDonald’s. It’s a good thing he is taking this crap to an amusement park tradeshow so he can be laughed at before he tries to bring this shit to an ASR tradeshow. We can see him getting gang-raped by the Consolidated booth.