Archive for December, 2003
December 23rd, 2003
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Cardiel
Everyone of us are with you… see the news at dlxsf.com
December 22nd, 2003
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Olympic Skateboarding?
“USA Rollersports became the official governing body of skateboarding as recognized by the USOC (US Olympic Committee) and other sports organizations. Rollersports also governs rollerblading, figure skating, roller skating, and roller hockey to name a few sports under their umbrella. And they did this in spite of the fact that we DID organize and chose World Cup Skateboarding as skateboarding’s governing body.” We don’t know when it was written but it is certainly something to read and think about. Rollersports?
December 16th, 2003
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Stealthboard Trick of the Month
“The limited edition launch version of the Stealthboard is now available to buy, only 1000 of this model will be produced.” The website has some nice waterfall pictures and a few dudes in bathtubs. You guys might want to check out who supplied them with wheels. We’re not too sure what’s going on over there. The stealthboard website looks like a great place to advertise Kreper trucks though. All those Kreper guys are so dreamy. Maybe we could get the stealthboard dudes and the kreper dudes in a bathtub group shot?
December 16th, 2003
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Deep Distribution & Beck(y) Bags
“Have you ever walked into Urban Outfitters, a small boutique, or even heaven help us The Gap, run your fingers over yet another overpriced handbag or belt and thought, “I could make something way cooler than this.”??”
uhm… NO
“Beck’s latest standout is a pairing of lush silk satin with the scratched, banged up wood from a recycled skateboard. Skater girls, fashionistas and even guys are talking about the Sk8 Bags that are popping up on streets from Brooklyn to California. Try beck(y) and make your life a little more pretty, badass, and sexy.”
uhm… NO
We’re a little afraid we might end up lookin’ like a strung-out whore or a Chris Pontius Look-alike.
December 12th, 2003
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Friday’s Snake Session
We don’t know how each and every one of you think. That’s the beauty of it. This post goes out to all of our fellow snake-session minds. The beer taste’s magnificent after you had a good day of dropping in whenever the fuck you want to. Cheers.
name: jamie reno
email: jreno@san.rr.com
ip: 24.94.18.99
i’m a reporter with newsweek and people magazine. i’m doing a story on the skatestoppers controversy and chris loarie. can someone from skateboardingsucks.com please call me today if possible. i’d like to get some of your thoughts on this issue. my number is 858-467-1070. thanks.
jamie reno
dear jamie reno
email: suxweb@hotmail.com
ip: there’s a bunch of us
you should’ve answered my anonymous call that I made at 10:59 pm est 12.12.2003
chris loarie deserves no more of our time… but i think i know a few people out there that might want to give you a call… hope i could help.
Skate Everything Faster…
nowax
looks like someone within the ranks had the idea to knob this park so the kids could learn how to overcome that dork’s invention…
December 10th, 2003
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The Skateboard Mag - The Fabulous Five and Then Some
If you don’t get excited about anything this entire year or the last 20+ years that you have been skateboarding… It’s fucking on in the kitchen! The Skateboard Mag is taking subscriptions kids. If you spend any money on any skateboarding paraphernalia spend it right fucking here. The shit is fresh, the shit is new, the shit is all skateboarding. Cheers to the boys. Go celebrate in the streets. Thrasher and Slap… You guys are still doing ok. Now You just have to work a little harder. The rest of you kooks are done. We’re calling it and we’re laughing about it. Today… Skateboarding doesn’t suck too much. check this reader link too.
December 5th, 2003
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400,000 Skatestoppers?
“Five years ago, Chris Loarie invented a product that stops skateboarders in their tracks. He’s been paying for it ever since.” Guess what Chris you fuck… You’re going to suffer the wrath of all our readers also. What do you guys say we post all Chris’ information right here? Seek it out and post away. Rip these guys up too. Here’s another enemy.
December 5th, 2003
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Andy Mac Becomes High School Cheerleader
“The “Andy” in this case was Andy MacDonald, the world’s premier skateboarder, heir to the Tony Hawk crown, and holder of eight skateboarding gold medals. This Andy MacDonald has his own line of clothing, as well as his own video games.” You can now add Cheerleader to his titles. The Mac gets switched on ABC. Wonder if the dude he’s switching with will put the moves on his wife? Hope the guy he’s switching with isn’t expecting to get into a pro skateboarder’s stash. You got the wrong dude. Maybe Terry is a better switch candidate? Here’s tHe oFficiaL AndY mAc. Now available at costco. Looks like Andy helped us find another useless toy too. Luvin’ It.