Extreme Segway Human Transporter Crap
Holy fucking Joey McSqueeb! “…on this site you can see pictures of people using their Segway Human Transporter in a whole new way! First you saw it with (actual quote removed because the two words = dorks), now with the new Segway Human Transporter its a whole new level! We hope this actually materializes into something we can make fun of for years. Brilliant! Maybe we’ll see them transporting around the acreage that Slap pointed out.