Archive for February, 2004
February 28th, 2004
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Can Ed Templeton Drink it?
The Tampa Pro Contest is about to happen. The past few years have had RedBull chicks putting out cans of drink. Maybe we can get Salman Agah to wear a thong and market Skaterade in the moat this year? We like the idea of Lance designing can art. Shouldn’t Suicidal Tendencies and the Muir’s get a cut? I’m not crazy… Institutionalized… You’re the one that’s crazy. Join The Army!
February 28th, 2004
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$1,000,000.00
Here’s Real News. “There’s a new reality TV show in the works featuring female skaters competing for $1,000,000. Set to film in a secret location in CA complete with mini ramp and vert ramp, the cameras will roll 24 hours a day.” Thanks Juice Magazine. Sux for Holmes.
February 27th, 2004
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Vinny Raffa’s Bunji Mag Posse
Vinny Raffa sent us mail to tell us about his posse. Then Max JAMES and Larson sent us some good mail. Go get your self some Bunji, subscribe to the skatepark mag and join Vinny’s Posse. Thanks boys.
February 26th, 2004
Posted in Stupid Shit
Subskate� and Street Smartz� ?
” This skateboard talks, teaches, and offers feedback! There’s nothing like it! Our amazing, interactive skateboard will have your child shredding in no time.” Holy balls! “What do you get when you cross a skateboard with a submarine? An ocean’s worth of deep sea fun!” ???
Come on now… What are we getting into?
That was a great couple of links Vona.
February 17th, 2004
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Electric Scorpion
“We are confident that Electric Scorpion will awake long sleeping joy of riding a skateboard but this time feeling and performance is the most unique than ever before.” One of our readers sent us this. Let this be the first example of what “good” is to come from manufacturing skateboards in China. We found some excellent Canadian reading material for everyone over the weekend. We even found some soft core porn for you to look at. It’s going to take a while to get that photo out of your head isn’t it?
February 12th, 2004
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Bite Me
“I’m looking for skateboard ramps and all you have are these stupid truck ramps. When you get real ramps call me. Until then, bite me.” Even better… “Today the Landwave Ramp system from Landwave Products is poised to hit the billion dollar skateboard market as the hottest home skate park system. It will be launched at the International Toy Fair in February 2004 and will be on the market later in the year.” Dear Marko, You should stick to “high end door hinges”. We don’t need any more little tikes furniture in all the white-trash neighborhoods.
February 11th, 2004
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BMW SlideCarver
One of the very first sux posts ever was that of the BMW StreetCarver. BWM has completed work on their newest project. The BMW SlideCarver retails for $695 and is available at BMW dealerships. Are we building some weird yuppies now-a-days or what?
February 10th, 2004
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Variflex Update
Just thought everyone should see the company that World Industries now keeps. Or is it the company that keeps World Industries? Regardless… It smells of putrid starfish ass.
February 9th, 2004
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Public Inconvenience?
We are and we are proud. Go to court, pay your fine, become a criminal and keep on doing what makes you such a beautiful inconvenience. Those inconvenienced by you will never understand anyway.
February 6th, 2004
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Return of Bearded Whalecock?
May his writing never cease. May his wit always baffle. May his mind always wander. Yes folks… Carn Carn will continue to bless us with hand written, Gary inspired, limit pushing editorials. The Coors stock just went back up Bra Bra. Can TheSkateboardMag handle him? You can’t put a handle on writers that are one question away from genius. Long live Carnie!
