Bite Me
“I’m looking for skateboard ramps and all you have are these stupid truck ramps. When you get real ramps call me. Until then, bite me.” Even better… “Today the Landwave Ramp system from Landwave Products is poised to hit the billion dollar skateboard market as the hottest home skate park system. It will be launched at the International Toy Fair in February 2004 and will be on the market later in the year.” Dear Marko, You should stick to “high end door hinges”. We don’t need any more little tikes furniture in all the white-trash neighborhoods.