Archive for May, 2004
May 28th, 2004
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FlowFlap is Wasting Your Loot
Skyy Vodka is for pussies. Where’s the UNcensored video at mofo? It’s good to see the folks at flowlab gambling and flaunting all that money they raked in off the youth while they are celebrating the birth of Jesus with plastic cups and clothed women. If you are going to make a fortune off of skateboarding… Get the women naked and buy some glass. Take the suits off and get some ass. Buy the real version. Get rid of a few wheels and skate like men.
May 19th, 2004
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Dozer’s and Vision Streetwear Revival
“The Footboard’s compact innovative design is poised to make a huge impact on the worldwide skateboard industry. The pint-sized footboard will enter the giant sized worldwide sporting goods market -another creative and new product from the Pronto Sports. Inc, mix of innovations.” The Stowboard was bad enough. The return of locker-sized Nash Dozer boards are going to blow up kid! What a tragic “huge impact” on Pronto Sports. Inc. attempt to disrupt the skateboard market. Thanks to BK, DB and BigMike for the mail. Go Skateboarding Everyday.
May 13th, 2004
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CCS Stinks
“When you skate, you sweat, and when you sweat, you stink. With OT high-performance products, you can fight the funk without smelling like your little sister. Use Body Slam Body Wash and Head to Head Shampoo in the shower, then follow up with some Pit Defense Deodorant, and you’ll be ready to hit the streets without smelling like you slept there.” Maybe a few of the people at CCS need to spend a fucking night on the street to understand us. Not that we want to win any stank products off your site or anything but for Christ’s sake we can’t even enter the contest because we’re all too old. Who’s bright idea was this shit? We really want to know too… Come on CCS, let us know who thought this would be good for your business. Our Dog’s stink too. Could you slut some dog-shampoo on your site next time?
May 10th, 2004
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Powersurf The Concrete Wave
“Zero to twenty miles per hour in 4 seconds. Extremely controllable and maneuverable, even in crowds, the E-GLIDE POWERBOARD can be turned in an eight foot radius, and will carve like a snowboard, even at very high speeds, thanks to its extra large trucks and the largest wheels made for any skateboard” Okay… First off… Is that an impressionist’s view of the under-side of the Gonz in that picture? Second… You lazy asses! The Crossbow Company pretty much dooms themselves with one statement “This powerboard WILL become your favorite toy!” Useless Wooden Toys.
May 10th, 2004
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Neckdeep
Skatedaily had a top three that was on point and submitted by Neckdeep. A few curbs in the interweb later… Neckdeep and Sux were found skating the same curb. Only thing is… Tony’s pretty fucking good on a curb too. So… Sux or not… Nice curbs. I NKDP.NT MAY11 RWeasel? Lostsheep Out!
May 5th, 2004
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Something Wrong With That Ramp Tony?
We seriously doubt that Tony is in love with this Associated Press Photo. We do like the fact that Tony is playing with his balls in Africa. Lot’s of good stuff to read. Fuck Skatewave.