Archive for October, 2004
October 28th, 2004
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Dew Action Sports Tour
Looks like Skateboarding has made Mountain Dew enough money and has given them enough knowledge about how to run their own contest series. We wonder if Andy McDonald will be passing out M&M’s or Skittles here. Mountain Dew deserves so much of the revenue generated by Skateboarders… don’t they? An acceptable alternative would be to handle this contest series like Deluxe handled ASR and have Skaterade throw a contest series at the same time. Then we would have the Bayview Rumble and the Skaterade FUCK DEW Tour. Do it up Salman.
October 27th, 2004
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Tony Hawk and Bell Helmets?
We don’t dis Tony. So we’ll just give you the scoop on what he is into. Let’s hope we don’t see a look-a-like of that old helmet Mike McGill used to wear.
UPDATE - The Skateboard Mag knows a lot about the Bell helmets already
October 27th, 2004
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Glad to Be Back
You know you miss the Sux… Now go here and give this footballer some hell. Kids should be aware that this is Scottish soccer jock whining and not American “foosball” bitching.
October 27th, 2004
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Bravo!
When Bravo Sports aquires Veriflex a funny thing happens. All of the sudden the World Industries products that we raped kids on in the past is coupled with some really interesting other companies. This move looks to us like its purpose was simply to get a stronger handle on the distribution of the products. Or you can look at it as a way to continue marketing over-marketed products. So way back when… do you think Rocco forecasted the coupling of World Industries and Senate? Doubt that he did… but now we are all laughing or crying with him. There is one good quote that we think Skatedaily didn’t point out to the people that don’t read any links. Bravo President and COO Tony Armand said, “We are extremely pleased to complete this business combination. Variflex brings to Bravo several attractive brands and product lines in our traditional inline skate and skateboard categories as well as in new recreational markets for Bravo such as trampolines and canopies.” Yeah Dude!
October 27th, 2004
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Back Up in This Bitch
So we took a little time off… There was just too much shit going on in Skateboarding that needed to be addressed. That’s why we are back. To point out all the bullshit outside the Bro-Muda Triangle and beyond. Drop your socks and grab your cocks boys and girls… We’re kinda back, and we’re ready to run up on all the busta’s. Just need to choose the right “First Post” Bitches!