Archive for November, 2004
November 13th, 2004
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CruZer3 Artsy Stupidity

“A supporter of skateboard and other ‘freesports’ for a number of years, Braun has commissioned Angus Leadley Brown, pioneer of ’synchroballisitc’ skateboard photography, to create an alternative ‘view’ of the sport by shooting a skate film. The result, Passenger, is the journey of one man and his board across London.”
There are better ways to sell your films
November 12th, 2004
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QuadCarver NextSport

“Most tricks that are possible on a skateboard are possible with the Quadcarver PRO. To get the most out of your Quadcarver, learn how to control your speed, turn, and slide, before trying anything more challenging. Quadcarving is an inherently dangerous activity, no different than skateboarding or other extreme sports. We recommend that you use all the necessary body protection (including helmet, gloves, elbow pads, and knee pads).”
Gimp ass handlebar roller scooters for people that drag their feet.
Gonz shows us all you really need to do. Much props to the Westerville, Ohio’s Patrick O’Dell
November 11th, 2004
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Airwalk Shoes - ClodHoppers

ClodHoppers just sounds fun doesn’t it? The Ultra-Fashion hip Airwalk website got a facelift not too long ago. Why can’t I find replacement lace-savers on their site? Oh wait… I know why. It has to be because they paid some dude a lot of fashion model money to wear those tight ass shorts. Half-naked chicks laying around in the bottom of the deep-end doesn’t stoke us out either. A girl could get a revert to the head laying down there. Shoe companies these days… Jeeesh!
November 10th, 2004
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Where’s Rocco?

“Steve Rocco didn’t file a candidate statement or mount a campaign for the school board. He’s unknown to teachers and the district and only barely known to his neighbors. Nonetheless, the mystery candidate easily beat an opponent who is active and relatively well known in the Orange Unified School District.”
Funny Shit Huh?
November 9th, 2004
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Skate the O.C.

“Fox is taking a leadership role by leveraging online video games to reach a crucial audience,” said Alex St. John, CEO and co-founder, WildTangent. “The game offers FOX the ability to customize the branding and messaging, allowing the game to be a prime advertising medium to reach their audience.”
Sux does not wish for you to go off on Wild Tangents…
Keep fueling The Big Stupid
November 8th, 2004
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Luge This!

Jugular Sux… Is Luge big in Japan?
Even the bros get to chill at Starbucks. Frontside glass-door cess-slide Yeah Dude!