Archive for April, 2005
April 28th, 2005
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Weed Skatepark
Weed Skatepark or Skatepark Weed. Either way you look at it it sounds beautiful. It also offsets the gossip column crap we posted before this. See if Uncle Jesse drops in on you at this park.
“…on behalf of the Weed Revitalization Coalition”
April 28th, 2005
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Bam Margera and Jessica Simpson?
That’s not Micke Reyes is it? We don’t see Jessica Simpson, and what the hell is up with all the video rigging? Skateboarders get all the girls. We know it and you know it. So ask Bam and Jessica to their face… Who is the Country Cousin swappin’ spit with? Ask Willie Nelson.
Muska and Paris… Bam and Jessica… Hide your daughters!
Update:
Celebs will cheat on their husbands… and Skateboarders will fuck your wife. Ex girlfriends of celebrity Skateboarders will call your ass out on the fokken radio. Then there are Duke Boys… on probation for haulin’ MoonShine to all of us. Now a Skateboarding Duke Boy is the shit. Lostsheep to Shepherd. LostSheep to Shepherd. Come back.
“When Adam followed Eve around the Garden they was sinnin’” - Killa Preist
April 26th, 2005
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The Jolly Poop Giant Rumor Shop
We’re going to call it like this… That Giant organization over there has put some employees out on the market. That Sux. Never Forget and be rest assured that Black Label can handle their own shit. Bod and Steve have prepared for the second coming of whoever but it Sux that they are stuck in a Dwindling Distribution nightmare. PopWar and Stereo are logical keepers. Element over-marketed and jumped right into the fucking Ocean. Nice landing! All those years of work in all those lines of business ended up getting a bunch of people unemployed. Let’s see which of the employees that got their 30 days is on a skateboard tonight. This move pretty much only affects shops. Remember Giant Distribution is a Distribution Company. End of discussion.
Giant Distribution - Black Label Skateboards, Destructo Trucks, PopWar Skateboards, SpeedMetal Bearings, Stereo Skateboards, Phil’s Donuts?
Call Toll Free 800-229-3325, International 714-596-5445 or Fax 714-596-5665
Bother these people.
April 12th, 2005
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Grommie Skateboards
“Grommie® skateboards have been engineered with specific qualities to help enhance pop, weight, concaves, and nose & tail size to give young groms an edge over the competition.”
We don’t think We saw any Grommie Decks in that lil’ teaser. Shortbus Marketing.
April 10th, 2005
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Steve Rocco Found in a Trailer
Everyone in Skateboarding can look forward to buying a 1.5 million dollar mobile home. Bling Bling Bitches! Steve Rocco has upstairs and downstairs decks on that thing! Gone from the limelight and livin’ it up in some paradise cove on the water. That’s Rad. Isn’t he on the school board too?
April 6th, 2005
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Sheckler/P-Rod Join Amp’d Mobile
“The world-class Amp’d Mobile action sport team” includes Ryan Sheckler and Paul Rodriguez. P-rod and Little Man are Amp’d! This just goes great with Ice Cream and Fashion Shows in Milan.
April 6th, 2005
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Ice Cream Kennedy
If Terry Kennedy would have called the financial backers before his new boss did then there wouldn’t be any such thing as a sponsor for the kids to blindly sell their names to. This footwear keyword fiasco is actually genius. But we really are all about jumping off shit and defacing property. ” This exclusive casual, fashion footwear collection by Rbk will be available in limited distribution at high-end boutiques worldwide. Ice Cream’s uniqueness and creativity are set forth from the outset, with each pair encased in packaging that resembles an actual ice cream carton. The first shoe in the line is a skate-influenced silhouette with a low-profile design that features sparkling images of diamonds and dollar bills. Additional images to be featured in the footwear collection include radios and dice and pagers and money rolls.”
April 4th, 2005
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Function Never Fashion
There were days when “function never fashion” made sense to us. Now sense has become cent$. Forever Skateboards is off on the wrong foot, the “shitfoot” as Phelps would say. Proud member of the mongo footer’s club according to PopWar. Dude… The Lords of Dogtown is about to come out and make the whole middle school age range super-porn-skate-stars. At who’s expense? Ask Tim Payne about his thoughts on these photos and these Skateboard manufacturers. We’re guessing this might look rad to Elissa on some twisted ass spectrum of freudian thinking. Except Elissa is without a doubt against this kind of shit. So we will just call Forever Skateboards out right here. You fucked up and now you need to find a distributor just to get rid of the crap you screen-printed. Good Luck and Goodbye. Forever.