Function Never Fashion

There were days when “function never fashion” made sense to us. Now sense has become cent$. Forever Skateboards is off on the wrong foot, the “shitfoot” as Phelps would say. Proud member of the mongo footer’s club according to PopWar. Dude… The Lords of Dogtown is about to come out and make the whole middle school age range super-porn-skate-stars. At who’s expense? Ask Tim Payne about his thoughts on these photos and these Skateboard manufacturers. We’re guessing this might look rad to Elissa on some twisted ass spectrum of freudian thinking. Except Elissa is without a doubt against this kind of shit. So we will just call Forever Skateboards out right here. You fucked up and now you need to find a distributor just to get rid of the crap you screen-printed. Good Luck and Goodbye. Forever.