Archive for May, 2005
May 27th, 2005
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Wake Up Skateboarders
Felix… Please tell us that you are only on the show to sabotage that big dumb Hilfiger dork. If you aren’t, then you have just succesfully launched a whole NEW career on the wrong foot. What in God’s Name were you thinking when you took this photograph? What are you going to do when you don’t make the cut ? This Hilfiger dude won D.A.R.E.’s most prestigious award. Boy you guys will just be a shitload of fun together while you’re designing the next pair of Chinos.
May 27th, 2005
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The Lords of HollyDogWoodTown
As a Skateboarder… You will no doubt have to watch this movie. A while back, Stacy Peralta and Jason Lee took a step in directions that didn’t seem to fit their characters. We all seemed to benefit from their doing so. Skateboarding and filming got better because of it. The boys of Dogtown are doing the same thing… Documenting all of our lives as Skateboarders. They will probably do it very well if Stacy had anything to do with it.
It just really Sux that through all of this hoopla… MTV, Coca Cola and undeserving corporate entities are benefiting from it. Something just doesn’t look right… But we thank Stacy for being there like he always was in the past. His presence somehow makes us all feel like it’s okay.
May 25th, 2005
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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland
It’s just a game anyway right? Thing is we’re starting to crosstrain video game players so we can get them to buy other alternative sports gear. The Big Stupid is catching up to us.
May 25th, 2005
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Sport Utility Furniture
The Three Sixty Table looks like it belongs in that bare room that Stacy Peralta walked out of and skated down that hill doing slides and shit with ping-pong-paddles on his hands. Hell, We didn’t know what those were! If any of us were to meet up with Stacy and go hill bombin’ though… We would take ping-pong paddles for hand protection. That’s just because Clawz aren’t around and they wouldn’t have done the trick anyway.
So yeah… Uhm… Rad furniture.
May 14th, 2005
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Ken Block
“photo courtesy of Ken Block”
Gumballs and Skate Plaza’s Baby.
May 11th, 2005
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The Missing Skatepr0n Photos
We like to skateboard and we like to play with pussy. Nice Shoes!
May 11th, 2005
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Forbes Knows How to Olly?
“Heaven Is A Half-Pipe: If you don’t know your olly from your kickflip McTwist, the most accurate description of skateboard ace Tony Hawk yet offered is “part Michael Jordan, part Evel Knievel.” And if you’ve ever watched the goon-fest Jackass on Viacom-owned MTV, you’ll know the loop-the-loop Hawk pulled off dressed as a chicken.”
Kohl’s shares rose 74 cents to $49.07 and Quiksilver shares fell 13 cents to $29.75 in morning trading on the New York Stock Exchange.
WOW
Forbes Sux so good!
… Because we got to see Forbes look really really bad, We’ll have to THANK Tony for this one.
Chris Noon is an Assistant News Editor at Forbes.com.
Contact Information cnoon@forbes.net
Chris… Spend a little bit of that Forbes money on a subscription to the Oxford English Dictionary. Mr. Gelfand would appreciate that.