Forbes Knows How to Olly?

Forbes fucks up pretty badly - Olly This
“Heaven Is A Half-Pipe: If you don’t know your olly from your kickflip McTwist, the most accurate description of skateboard ace Tony Hawk yet offered is “part Michael Jordan, part Evel Knievel.” And if you’ve ever watched the goon-fest Jackass on Viacom-owned MTV, you’ll know the loop-the-loop Hawk pulled off dressed as a chicken.”

Kohl’s shares rose 74 cents to $49.07 and Quiksilver shares fell 13 cents to $29.75 in morning trading on the New York Stock Exchange.

WOW

Forbes Sux so good!

… Because we got to see Forbes look really really bad, We’ll have to THANK Tony for this one.

Chris Noon is an Assistant News Editor at Forbes.com.
Contact Information cnoon@forbes.net

Chris… Spend a little bit of that Forbes money on a subscription to the Oxford English Dictionary. Mr. Gelfand would appreciate that.

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