Wake Up Skateboarders

Felix… Please tell us that you are only on the show to sabotage that big dumb Hilfiger dork. If you aren’t, then you have just succesfully launched a whole NEW career on the wrong foot. What in God’s Name were you thinking when you took this photograph? What are you going to do when you don’t make the cut ? This Hilfiger dude won D.A.R.E.’s most prestigious award. Boy you guys will just be a shitload of fun together while you’re designing the next pair of Chinos.