Archive for July, 2005
July 9th, 2005
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The Tommy Bowl
You know… There is a lot to be said about a man that steals wood and builds himself a ramp. There is absolutely nothing to brag about if you got some dork ass jean designer to put up the funds for your lazy asses to get a ramp built on designated campground property. Felix used to be the shit back in the 90’s. Yep, he won a bunch of contests and he put his work in. This is 2005 and look what Felix and Tommy got us into now. A big pile of designer jeans shitwood. By a dirty ass pond. Tommy doesn’t Skateboard Lix… He ain’t no bro.
“We have a history of working with athletes that push the boundaries of their sports,” said designer Tommy Hilfiger. “Point X is at the epicenter of the action sports world as host to top athletes as well as the next generation of stars.”
You don’t have a damn thing and you’re about to be laughed right the hell out of “action sports”
July 8th, 2005
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Miracle Tricks
When does a trick become a miracle? …When it makes you shave, shotgun a mountain dew, put on some deodorant, hop in your saturn, start a game of motocross on your in-dash playstation and run for the border.
Now go part the Red Sea mid-mad-ollie and Advertise whatever you want.
July 8th, 2005
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Welcome to China
Because Danny Way has the nuts to late grab at 40 miles per hour… You will be subject to a lot of extra advertising centered around our lifestyle. Sux just wanted you to remember one thing. H-Street was the Shit.
Your Mandatory Support of Danny Way is Encouraged.
July 1st, 2005
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$50 billion in 2005
Volcom and Quicksilver get some keywords in this article but there doesn’t seem to be any mention of this seriously dope photo of Sparkles and Jake. Doesn’t that Photo just make you smile? $50 billion is quite a fuckin lot of hotel damage fuel if you ask us. Everybody get your roll on this year because you know it gets much worse than this. Yep… The Big Stupid Indu$try is sooo hot this year.
The foto graffer at the tap is on point.
Unrelated… Thank you dave small