Archive for September, 2005
September 30th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit
The Intel Tony Hawk Lapdance
You have to wonder what Tony was thinking here. You just have to. With the new helmet-cams from Digital Blue, the success of his new and improved video game, and these Intel Centrino ads… It’s getting to the point where we have to see if anyone else that rides a Skateboard can match the endorsements. THPMD
Drain the pool, get on your board, and wall-plant 3 times. And lose the scarf. Lapdances don’t suck
September 29th, 2005
Posted in Indu$try
Skateboard P - Pharrell Williams
The Billionaire Boys Club is about to start raping and pillaging the Skateboard indu$try. Add Pharrell Williams and Snoop Dogg to the mix and it looks like the parties are just going to get better and better. The Indu$try is expanding… Diversify? Collaborate?
Looks like we’re about to see some of that old East-Coast / West-Coast gangsta shit come back into style.
September 22nd, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
C_Flex Innovations Flex_One
Simon Lain has applied for patent #2005903060 in Austrailia for his Flex_One trucks that cost $198.00 (inc.GST) per pair!
Daniel Gezmer actually comes out looking good after you check out Simon’s Crap. The “Powerfull 680 Newton Flex Effect” will most certainly break after the first 5 stair+ trick you try and you know the lapper on these things will make grinding soooo fun to figure out. Gullwing used to have a little truck pussy to keep you on the curb but these “innovative” skateboard handles aren’t even that cool.
Nice Try
(via the hotcrew)
September 19th, 2005
Posted in Uncategorized
Welcome Back Suckers!
Hate us or love us. Skateboarding Sucks again!
September 14th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try
The Hatters Did It
We love it so much that we can’t stand it. The Hatters have gone and boosted the game again. Dammit boys! Golfing is sooooo hot right now. Skateboarding Sucks.
The Next Bandwagon.
September 12th, 2005
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys
Earthboard Dude Pleads Guilty
“The former president and chief executive of a Costa Mesa skateboard manufacturer pleaded guilty Monday to one count of securities fraud related to fabrications he made about merger talks with Vans Inc.”
Earthboards Sucked in February and they still suck.