C_Flex Innovations Flex_One

C_Flex Innovations - Flex_One - Breakable Truck with Lapper

Simon Lain has applied for patent #2005903060 in Austrailia for his Flex_One trucks that cost $198.00 (inc.GST) per pair!

Daniel Gezmer actually comes out looking good after you check out Simon’s Crap. The “Powerfull 680 Newton Flex Effect” will most certainly break after the first 5 stair+ trick you try and you know the lapper on these things will make grinding soooo fun to figure out. Gullwing used to have a little truck pussy to keep you on the curb but these “innovative” skateboard handles aren’t even that cool.

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23 Responses

  1. what the hell… 1st post bitches!
    that shoestring shit axle will obviously hang up on the most slippery of curbs. way to go simon. by the way, have you even ridden/seen a skateboard?

  2. Have they even made made one yet? I’ve still to see a real picture of those stupid..stupid trucks.

  3. oh my…
    satan has a special place for those guys when their time is done, cuz satan rides indys and he knows…

  4. I just cant get it, whats wrong with these people????

  5. Your can still buy 20 pairs of these trucks for one of them Sunramp crapstick quarterpipes.
    Talk about milking ca$h.

  6. I like tacos?

  7. oooh great..a double ended shit roll holder, now ill never run out…

  8. How the hell will you be able to grind on those things??

  9. id probably do a nose manual with em.

  10. this HAS to be a joke

  11. …and it’s not.

  12. sup with those gravatars?

  13. Brother beat up on the new kid on the block
    Flex_One is made of steel not some brittle
    alloy. You’ll break long before these do,
    ever hear of spring steel dickheads those
    lever arms are 10mm dia ie just under half
    inch for americans. Think your going to snap
    these in a hurry, well think again.
    Simon h.

  14. lets try doing back tails with em’ cuz that would probably work.

  15. Conventional design trucks leave the weight
    of boggies board and rider unsprung. If you
    put the springing at the wheels instead of
    having just a little flex in the deck then
    you’ll get a real change in all aspects of
    performance. That’s what Flex_One does uses
    torsion bars to provide springing to each
    wheel. With a minimum of complexity to gain
    maximum durabillity. No springs levers or
    bushes to rapidly wear out. No alloy bits
    to snap off, just good old hard wearing
    steel. Silverfish will be testing them so
    wait and see what they say.
    Simon h.

  16. In 70’s and 80’s, i put some plastic piece to prevent hang up on the truck…

  17. nobody needs to be sprung by your trucks.
    and if anybody thinks their skateboard is too heavy… they should stop skateboarding.

  18. all u guys who made this site are faggets u have no idea wut skating is about obviously u have never bought or sold trucks because they r sold individually not in pairs and u have no fucking reason 2 hate skating because u r probably 1 of those fagget ass football players that care about wut ppl do and how they dress so fuck u u fucking dick

  19. ha. someone doesn’t get it.

  20. “all u guys who made this site are faggets u have no idea wut skating is about obviously u have never bought or sold trucks because they r sold individually not in pairs and u have no fucking reason 2 hate skating because u r probably 1 of those fagget ass football players that care about wut ppl do and how they dress so fuck u u fucking dick”
    um… what is he talking about?

  21. i think he thinks “skateboardingsucks.com” is a literal term…and thats all i can make of it. but his name is baker so he must be cool…right?

  22. baker reminds me of the previous version of this site and its posters… those were the days…
    simon, the trucks looks great! i’ve got some copers that would look just great on em!

  23. oh… and if these trucks are supposed to “flex”… what about stairs and drops… you land and your fuckin axle drags and you stop. worse than wheel bite.
    fuck that.

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