The Intel Tony Hawk Lapdance

Tony Hawk Gives Good Lapdances

You have to wonder what Tony was thinking here. You just have to. With the new helmet-cams from Digital Blue, the success of his new and improved video game, and these Intel Centrino ads… It’s getting to the point where we have to see if anyone else that rides a Skateboard can match the endorsements. THPMD

Drain the pool, get on your board, and wall-plant 3 times. And lose the scarf. Lapdances don’t suck

This sucker was posted on Friday, September 30th, 2005 at 10:41 am in Stupid Shit. Follow the comments to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Comments are currently closed.

13 Responses

  1. Sep 30th, 2005 at 11:44 am ara

    * slips a dollar bill in Tony’s knee pad

  2. Sep 30th, 2005 at 1:05 pm Sassy

    I love Tony Hawk, but those centrinos are just celerons with a wifi card.

  3. Sep 30th, 2005 at 3:31 pm someguy

    Mr. Bean looks like he’s really having a good time…

  4. Oct 1st, 2005 at 11:31 pm buzzlightyear

    it seems like tony hawk has to wear pads even when hes not skating.

  5. Oct 3rd, 2005 at 9:01 am foxxyz

    It’s all part of the vert skateboarding charade.

  6. Oct 3rd, 2005 at 11:59 am Sassy

    let’s not dis Vert, please? That shit is the gnar. You try sliding out of a 10-foot ramp without pads on.

  7. Oct 3rd, 2005 at 4:19 pm buzzlightyear

    im not “dissing” vert… im “dissing” tony hawk for wearing pads when hes not skating…

  8. Oct 3rd, 2005 at 4:55 pm someguy

    Yeah…you thin skinned vert pussy!
    Try landing some shit…who cares how big the ramp is that your sliding out on…
    *disclaimer: vert is sick, it’s “sassy” bitches with their own “Don’t hate agendas” that bring the hate on.

  9. Oct 3rd, 2005 at 5:20 pm slutbag

    Is Tony Hawk doing a 900 on that dude’s cock?

  10. Oct 4th, 2005 at 4:16 pm homerbd

    i ride mac OS X (before macintel)

  11. Oct 5th, 2005 at 1:33 am gnarip.net

    tony says “is that an intel pentium processor in your pocket?”
    emo kid with the scarf says “im crying on the inside.”

  12. Oct 6th, 2005 at 10:51 am ara

    IsraelSucks - Yeah we’ve seen it. It’s probably in the archives too.

  13. Oct 12th, 2005 at 7:03 pm llama

    I cant think of any smart ass comments… you guys took them all…

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