Archive for October, 2005
October 26th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit
Nine Random Skateboarders
Elle Girl has some funny stuff to read about nine random Skater boys that claim the Skatepark is a great place to pick up girls. We are here to be sure these guys know when to stop being a Playboy.
(ElleGirl via CrailTap)
(clip via Mostly Skateboarding)
October 25th, 2005
Posted in Rumors
The Stereo Sound “Agency”
With the success of Cutmasters and My Name is Earl, The Stereo Sound Agency announced some of their other ideas today.
“Agency” is an extension of Lee’s former career as a skateboarding champion. The variety show will be based on his skateboarding company, Stereo Skateboards, which he co-owns with Chris Pastras, who serves as his co-host.
Join or Perish!
October 18th, 2005
Posted in Uncategorized
Skateboarding Sux Feedster
No Need to Click Here - I’m just claiming my feed at Feedster
October 13th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try
Less-Than Creative Skateboards
“Preferred Skateboard Manufacturing, LLC announced today the launch by its Creative Skateboards division of a new website featuring a concept that could totally revolutionize the multi-billion dollar Skateboarding indu$try.”
You aren’t going to revolutionize anything except your dwindling bank account. Your novelty items are going to end up in a tornado of shipping returns if they don’t just pile up in your living room or bedroom floor. God help you if you already have a warehouse for all the crap you’re trying to peddle.
The revolution will not be Creative Skateboards… Nor will it be televised.
October 10th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Portable Coping?
If we ever see any of you trying to screw around and add this shit to a spot that is being skated… There will be another case in court about some dude getting beat with a Skateboard. Don’t think for a second that this crap will benefit Skateboarders. It will not.
“Portacope allows your child to Skate and ride without damaging property or equiptment”
You don’t go outside and make your terrain easier to Skate… You go out and annihilate your terrain.
And don’t go making friends with Law Enforcement. You’ll thank us for telling you that when you start being a Skateboarder and stop being a puss.
(via Mostly Skateboarding)