Less-Than Creative Skateboards

Creative Skateboards Sux

“Preferred Skateboard Manufacturing, LLC announced today the launch by its Creative Skateboards division of a new website featuring a concept that could totally revolutionize the multi-billion dollar Skateboarding indu$try.”

You aren’t going to revolutionize anything except your dwindling bank account. Your novelty items are going to end up in a tornado of shipping returns if they don’t just pile up in your living room or bedroom floor. God help you if you already have a warehouse for all the crap you’re trying to peddle.

The revolution will not be Creative Skateboards… Nor will it be televised.

13 Responses

  1. bitches!
    The sharpie/paint pen revolution is the only way to go.

  2. i’m not gonna hate on this cause nick was a cool ass dude, i remember rippin frontside all the damn time, too bad it closed. and the decks a stuff they made were pretty good.

  3. I AM gonna hate on this. A revolution?
    http://creativeskateboards.com/cs/samples.html

  4. wow,
    now anybody can have a pro model, thats rediculous.

  5. i dont know on this one.

  6. I agree that “revolutionize” isn’t a likely concept - That’s merely a cheap shot to hype the product. Not hating on their company, just observing that the “revolutionize” angle they are working is really old and tired. And the sad thing is, revolution is a strong word. For all the people who don’t fall for tripe like that, it just sticks out like a sore thumb. Lame. Hopefully the wood they are supplying is decent enough. 30 bucks a blank.. not too terribly bad, I guess. But I prescribe the practice of doing your own custom graphics if that’s what you want.

  7. its cool and lame at the same time…
    well… not cool… its just “ok”…
    i doubt its going to be anything big though. cuz i doubt its going to be in ccs. haha.
    oh… and the ULTRA SKATE graphic in the samples is probably the best idea for a board graphic ever!

  8. Keep in mind it says ULATRA, not ULTRA. Slight MS Paint mishap there.

    oh, and fuck CCS. If you need product, go to your local store.

  9. So I tried to use the two-toned “pill” template (though I don’t know that the folks at Creative intended their graphics to be used as such) to make a “gag” with a “Biohazard” logo and a “skull and crossbones” that said “500 mg Revoltolution,” but their site was so darned creative that nothing would register when I submitted a new piece of “art,” and I refreshed and refreshed until I felt stale trying. Boohoo.

  10. That /\ pretty much sums it up.
    Go all the way and do it right or don’t bother.
    “500mg revolution” -classic

  11. What happened to skaters being artists? I give Creative a month.

  12. I think its so funny how everyone wants to jump on the Che bandwagon…He went to Cuba and became Castro’s right hand man, helped bring him into power and is responsible for the fucked up state that Cuba is in now. Anyone who questioned his “movement” was killed. That doesn’t sound too democratic now does it? Anyway, this board company can suck my nuts- it’s horseshit!

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