Nine Random Skateboarders

Elle Girl has some funny stuff to read about nine random Skater boys that claim the Skatepark is a great place to pick up girls. We are here to be sure these guys know when to stop being a Playboy.
(ElleGirl via CrailTap)
(clip via Mostly Skateboarding)
Bitches ain’t nothin’ but hoes and tricks.
“bitches ruin skateboarding”
…bitches come in all shapes and sizes…not just the female variety either.
i dont think skateboarding has helped me with the “bitches” at all…
some chick calls me up and their all like “OMG HEY WANNA HANG OUT LOL!” and im all like… “um… im skating right now…” “OMG CALL ME BACK WEN U GET DUN!” “k.” then i call back at like midnight when im done skating and their all like wtf you should of called earlier because i cant do anything nowwww…
*sigh* …i just want a girl that understands…
Top Three Reasons Why Skaters Quit
speaking of bitches…
http://www.flybar.com/pages/home/popUp_sm.html
skatenerd has it but i think it deserves its own post (i mean POGO STICKS? WTF??)
“Any extreme sport-anything where you can get hurt-is definitely a plus with the ladies.” and the guy has the dumbest fucking mohawk i’ve ever seen. any one who uses ‘extreme sport’ in a sentence is automatically a poser; an acceptor of the system. fuck that guy.
limited # of posts? pre-designated length of time? just curious (some earlier posts are closed: Less Than Creative Skateboards, Portable Coping, etc.)