Archive for January, 2006
January 25th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
SunRiser Skateboard Headlights
Flux Industries went down exactly like we thought it would. Now you can skate at night with SunRisers.
FYI: Most cities require skateboards to meet the same lighting regulations as bicycles for night riding, a forward facing white light, and rear facing red light.
Be sure to follow the safety guidelines…
Warning: SunRisers are extremely bright. Do not look directly into the light. Doing so may result in temporary blindness or permanent damage.
January 20th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Porn and Skateboarding Merge
“Rich Marshall, who heads new business development at Kayo, said the deal will help both businesses move into new markets. We feel extreme sports and extreme sex go together extremely well.”
Kayo Corp gets the balls rolling in the porn industry with Adam & Eve. Pornography on Skateboard products will be introduced to all the heads at ASR.
Wonder where this idea came from?
Looks like we’re Livin’ It
January 10th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Rumors
Paris Steve-O Muska Trouble
“TV stuntman Steve-o has landed Paris Hilton in hot water after confessing he “might have given her some mind-altering substances” just minutes before her November car crash.”
hehehe
January 9th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Skateboard TV - VEOH
Where is SkateMaster Tate?
He’ll be showing up on VEOH any day now.
Veoh Networks - (Internet Television Peercasting Network) teams up with Skateboard.com and creates an internet television broadcast dedicated to Skateboarding.
“Now anyone with a PC and a broadband connection can go to www.veoh.com, join the network, and watch full-screen, TV-quality videos from real boarders across the globe and from professional skateboarding organizations. They can easily publish their own videos, too. ”
Get your marketing departments together boys.