Porn and Skateboarding Merge

Kayo Corp and Adam & Eve merge Skateboarding and Porn

“Rich Marshall, who heads new business development at Kayo, said the deal will help both businesses move into new markets. We feel extreme sports and extreme sex go together extremely well.”

Kayo Corp gets the balls rolling in the porn industry with Adam & Eve. Pornography on Skateboard products will be introduced to all the heads at ASR.

Wonder where this idea came from?

Looks like we’re Livin’ It

4 Responses

  1. I can see a lot of marketing possibilities: Dirty Ghetto Kunts videos, Orgasmica condoms and Gold dildo’s. I hope this is just some elaborate hoax, it’s so retarded.

  2. Y’know, I have been thinking lately, How can I get more porn while I am skateboarding? And also thinking about landing that perfect 360 flip really helps out when I am getting down, watching porn.
    Yeah Right!!!!!!!

  3. Skateboard P can become Skateboard Pimp, cruising the hood and keeping the bitches down on his skateboard. Equip all the hoes with some Kayo condoms and organize some free crack give-aways and skateboarding is back in business.
    Sex, drugs & skateboarding.
    Let’s see the DGK brothers set up some whorehouses. Fuck first, skate later.

  4. hustler, circa ‘87-’88 . meals on wheels.baldy pipe skate dykes dressed like gator. whats next? EXTREME snuff prison porn and skateboarding . oh, yeah, GATOR!

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