Archive for February, 2006

February 24th, 2006

Posted in Indu$try, Facts

Friday Fan Mail

It’s Definitely Not a Consolidated Shoe

Funny how certain people will take advantage of a situation. What started off as our artist doing a favor for his home town shop, has ended up being twisted and turned into something it wasn’t. Some people at a large sporting goods company are trying really hard to ride the association between themselves and Consolidated. It’s bad enough when they feel that they don’t need to pay for the association, but hell….they didn’t even ask! What they didn’t realize is that not everybody can be bought…much less stolen! Well……now it’s time to pay.

We experienced firsthand what sporting goods companies will do to get ahead in the game, but what they didn’t realize is that some people just won’t lay down and play dead….
It’s time again to wake up and come out fighting!

Consolidated Skateboards

via email

February 22nd, 2006

Posted in Indu$try

Consolidated About to Dunk Nike

Consolidated Skateboards is about to knock Nike the fok out

We left it alone when we first saw them. The shoe company in question went and made something they shouldn’t have. Now we just sit back and see what happens after a nice session at Wallows.

Hurry home safe Birdo

There’s shit by your fan.

February 17th, 2006

Posted in Uncategorized, Indu$try

About Skateboarding

About Skateboarding Consolidunks and The Prom

Wonder who the guy that runs this site is taking to the Skateboarding Prom?

February 15th, 2006

Posted in Stupid Shit

Yatz Slip Tape

Yatz Slip Tape - Self Lubricating Pussy Tape

My name is Joe Kazy and I’m with the YATZ CO. We have rolled out a new product at the SURF EXPO show and the response has been outstanding. We walked away with more orders from that show and ASR that we ever imagined we would.

Poor Poor Joe…

Joe Kazy
Yatz Co.
Toll Free: 888-203-0011
Direct Number: 216-253-5299
Phone: 330-273-0011
Fax: 330-273-0002
Email: jkazy@yatzco.com

Via: Sublimited

February 10th, 2006

Posted in Opinion

Skatopia The Movie

Skatopia Fuck Pads

Skatopia tips the scale on whether you can deal with pain, you better be able to walk away even if your wrist is folded down and broken and not cry about it. You can’t be a pussy at skatopia… those guys basically grab another beer and sit up on the deck and wait for the pain to go away. - Tony Hawk

Skatopia (RSS) seems to be in direct conflict with BoardTesting

We are in agreement with Skatopia - Fuck Pads!

February 10th, 2006

Posted in Indu$try, Rumors

Globe For Sale?

Skateboarding Stock Quotes

Out on the Skateboarding News Wire. Globe International Sale Likely Option. Does a sinking ship gather moss? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

$200 Million seems like a great price for Quicksilver or Billabong to snatch it up at.

February 10th, 2006

Posted in Stupid Shit, Facts

Olympic Slalom Skateboarding

Olympic Slalom Skateboarders

Silverfish Longboarding is on top of the hill at the Olympic Games. Thanks for the photos!

It’s fun to imagine cleaning your system out and figuring out how to operate one of those slalom contraptions. You too could be an Olympic Skateboarder. Wow!

We’re going to go out on a limb and say that Olympic Slalom Skateboarding is about as far as it should go. Is being on the Safety Committee (PDF) of the International Association of Skateboard Companies (IASC) enough pull to keep everything else from going in to the Olympics?

Update: Yeah Dude!

February 7th, 2006

Posted in Stupid Shit

There’s No Skating Here

David Dawley

Dawley said that during a subsequent skateboarding police encounter, he refused to hand over his board until he was threatened with pepper spray.

Portsmouth New Hampshire Sux! There’s no Skating here

Sup Rumors?

February 5th, 2006

Posted in Stupid Shit

Skateshops and Porn

Skateshop Porn

Matt sent us one great link didn’t he?

Skateboarding Sucks has saved a version of this site for when the link doesn’t work anymore..

Skateboarding and Porn are sooooo hot right now!

February 1st, 2006

Posted in Stupid Shit

Tampa Am Jail Birds

Skateworks and Consolidated Bails Their Ams Out of Jail

Consolidated and Skateworks get the award for having real Skateboarders in Tampa. Brian Heck and Tanner Zelinski make us proud for doing the things we do. Keep on pushing you damn Skateboard punks.

Strange Notes has a complete story.

The Indu$try

09.02.10 - 17:45:02 EDT
KTO 0.00 N/A (0.00%)
NKE 72.96 +1.10 (1.53%)
PSUN 4.04 +0.04 (1.00%)
ADS.DE 41.56 -0.08 (-0.19%)
VFC 74.27 +1.02 (1.39%)
VLCM 16.67 +0.36 (2.21%)
ZQK 4.10 +0.17 (4.33%)
ZUMZ 16.81 +0.81 (5.06%)
BBG.AX 7.880 0.000 (0.00%)
GLB.AX 0.720 0.000 (0.00%)