Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard

Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard

The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum.

Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.

For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!

No need to hide your board at school

This sucker was posted on Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys. Follow the comments to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Comments are currently closed.

2 Responses

  1. Jan 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm gorilla

    Have you ever tried to carry one of those skateerboard things?
    It is so akward having everything in one piece. If only there was a way, or a system where a board could easily be broken down into 23 pieces and came in my favorite Arena FootBall Teams Colors….then skateboarding would never be the same.
    This one is definately up there with that skateboard with giant spring in the middle.

  2. Jan 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pm mickeyokeefe

    awesome! now i dont have to ride it anymore, i can just dismantle it and carry it place to place.

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