Archive for the 'Indu$try' Category
May 5th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try, Opinion
Air Jordan Flipsyde
What just happened here? Skateboarding got raped. That’s what happened. You allowed them to build trust with you until you were brainwashed enough for them to switch logos on you. Go dunk sheep.
February 5th, 2008
Posted in Indu$try, Facts
Burton Acquires DNA Distribution
DAYTON, Ohio, Feb. 5 /PRNewswire/ — DNA Distribution, which includes skateboarding brands Alien Workshop, Habitat and Reflex, today announced that the company has been acquired by Burton.
DNA Distribution will continue to operate in Dayton, Ohio and CEO and Co-Founder Chris Carter will continue to oversee the DNA brands, which include Alien Workshop, Habitat and Reflex Bearings.
via burton
January 22nd, 2008
Posted in Indu$try, Rumors
Hosoi Disney Skateboards
The details are vague but rumor has it that Disney commissioned the pro-skater Christian Hosoi to design some products which includes some limited edition skate decks and apparel.
via HypeBeast
August 23rd, 2007
Posted in Indu$try, Opinion, Product Reviews
The Future of Skateboarding
The future of Skateboarding isn’t going to be digital. You might want to see how fast EA Games’ Skateboarding future is progressing though. How much loot you suppose these guys can rake out of Skateboarding‽
Floatyness Maximus
June 6th, 2007
Posted in Indu$try, Opinion
Skateboarding Teams
First stop? Venice? This could get interesting. Don’t forget we give points in skateboarding to the people that land on your feet if they are hanging out on the coping… Even more points if they can get the dude’s shins.
After months of wooing sponsors, and drafting bylaws and articles of incorporation, all Jeff Stern needed to create the first high school skateboard league was teenage skaters to get onboard and compete.
April 6th, 2007
Posted in Indu$try, Rumors
No More Flaming Bag O Crap?
Are there any Sacklunch T-Shirts?
January 30th, 2007
Posted in Indu$try, Opinion
Biggest Cock in the Industry

Who has the biggest cock in the indu$try? Is it a magazine publisher? Is it a magazine writer? Is it a Future Magazine editor? Is it a Skateboard distributor ? (pdf) Is it a Skateboard company? It isn’t a handboarder. Is it a Skateboarder?
Biggest Cock or the biggest dick?
Wassup Suckers?
December 14th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try, Rumors, Opinion, Facts
Sacklunch 3.0
The Flaming Bag of Crap is updated and has a fokken rss feed!
via: Skate Daily
DIS!
December 14th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys, Facts
Skateboard Patents

Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!
and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.
September 12th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Epicly Plagiarized
Patrick O’Dell has been down since the good ole days in oHIGHo. Volcom has some ‘splainin‘ to do.
or…
The whole thing smells of one big Rocco plan to us.
Support the original anyway. VERTE
via: A Skateboarder




