Archive for the 'Indu$try' Category

April 6th, 2007

Posted in Indu$try, Rumors

No More Flaming Bag O Crap?

Are there any Sacklunch T-Shirts?

Mumble Magazine

January 30th, 2007

Posted in Indu$try, Opinion

Biggest Cock in the Industry

The Biggest Cock in the Industry

Who has the biggest cock in the indu$try? Is it a magazine publisher? Is it a magazine writer? Is it a Future Magazine editor? Is it a Skateboard distributor ? (pdf) Is it a Skateboard company? It isn’t a handboarder. Is it a Skateboarder?

Biggest Cock or the biggest dick?

Wassup Suckers?

December 14th, 2006

Posted in Facts, Indu$try, Opinion, Rumors

Sacklunch 3.0

SackLunch Flaming Bag of Crap

The Flaming Bag of Crap is updated and has a fokken rss feed!

Look at what they find!

via: Skate Daily

OLD SACK

DIS!

December 14th, 2006

Posted in Facts, Indu$try, Useless Toys

Skateboard Patents

Skateboard Patents

Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!

and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.

September 12th, 2006

Posted in Indu$try

Epicly Plagiarized

VERTE - FUCK VERDE

Patrick O’Dell has been down since the good ole days in oHIGHo. Volcom has some ‘splainin‘ to do.

or…

The whole thing smells of one big Rocco plan to us.

Support the original anyway. VERTE

via: A Skateboarder

July 14th, 2006

Posted in Indu$try, Opinion

Skateboard or Sell Skateboard Shit

On a tour with Ron Allen a long time ago… Ron had writing on his griptape. He was riding for H-Street at the time and he was traveling around the country skating demos and shit in some of the smallest towns in the USA.

“You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

That’s what Ron wrote on his griptape in 1989. We discussed the shoes that Nike was putting on the market for Skateboarding back then… In a tiny ass town in Ohio… In between taking turns trying a 9 stair handrail.

One of the kids watching us had a pair of those pink Nike Skateboard shoes on and he commented on how we might want to try tightening the laces on our shoes… We both looked at the kid and didn’t say anything.

We both landed the next try and skated away from the rail and didn’t stop or even look back at that kid with those shoes on. That kid didn’t follow us and all the other kids that were watching instead of Skateboarding didn’t follow us either.

They witnessed.

Fast Forward to now…

There is a sort of verbal agreement in the Skateboard Indu$try regarding retail accounts and a no-compete within a 10 mile radius. Zumiez is about to open within the 10 mile radius of a lot of Skateshops this year and we mean A LOT. Check out their site and look at the list of brands that zumiez carries and you will see that almost every company that supposedly lives by the 10 mile rule is available at Zumiez. Except one company. Yep… Nike SB is standing by the 10 mile rule. Consolidated isn’t up there yet.

How smart is that? Trick all the Skateshop owners into thinking that Nike SB is on their side when they feel like everyone else completely left them for the almighty dollar.

Skateboardworks Article

Final thought: This just isn’t right at all

Skate Everything Faster…

Support your local shop

July 6th, 2006

Posted in Indu$try, Opinion

Adbusters and Nike Skateboarding

Adbusters - Nike Conquers Skateboarding

As Moish Brennan, art director for Consolidated Skateboards, put it…

Nike is a huge multimillion dollar corporation that never gave a shit about skateboarding. The jocks who used to beat me up for skating wore Nikes and now Nike wants to be in with skaters? Uh-uh. It’s not going to happen. We’ve had to fight and scrimp and save, and it wasn’t so giant corporations could come along and buy their way in.

via: Adbusters The Magazine

May 31st, 2006

Posted in Indu$try

Don’t Do It Again

Consolidated has launched an educational website: dontdoitarmy.com, as well as a My Space account, (but we don’t go there). The company has also begun to spread awareness through a print advertising campaign as well as other grass roots efforts.

Consolidated Skateboards is a manufacturer/distributor of skateboards, accessories, and apparel. It was founded in 1992 in Santa Cruz, California.

April 22nd, 2006

Posted in Indu$try, Rumors

Scott Dickey Transworld Media

Before Transworld Business posts their release about the new fruitboot boss man… The Skateboard Indu$try.com and Surfline forums have the media online.

The search engine tactics are just as dope as a ditch session with a little snow.

Indu$try Insiders with inside info bro.

Contact: Samara Mormar
Director of Communications
Time4 Media
212-779-5222
samara.mormar@time4.com

February 24th, 2006

Posted in Facts, Indu$try

Friday Fan Mail

It’s Definitely Not a Consolidated Shoe

Funny how certain people will take advantage of a situation. What started off as our artist doing a favor for his home town shop, has ended up being twisted and turned into something it wasn’t. Some people at a large sporting goods company are trying really hard to ride the association between themselves and Consolidated. It’s bad enough when they feel that they don’t need to pay for the association, but hell….they didn’t even ask! What they didn’t realize is that not everybody can be bought…much less stolen! Well……now it’s time to pay.

We experienced firsthand what sporting goods companies will do to get ahead in the game, but what they didn’t realize is that some people just won’t lay down and play dead….
It’s time again to wake up and come out fighting!

Consolidated Skateboards

via email

The Indu$try

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NKE 103.50 +0.68 (0.66%)
PSUN 1.85 0.00 (0.00%)
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VFC 133.39 +3.43 (2.64%)
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