Archive for the 'Indu$try' Category
February 22nd, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Consolidated About to Dunk Nike
We left it alone when we first saw them. The shoe company in question went and made something they shouldn’t have. Now we just sit back and see what happens after a nice session at Wallows.
Hurry home safe Birdo
There’s shit by your fan.
February 17th, 2006
Posted in Uncategorized, Indu$try
About Skateboarding
Wonder who the guy that runs this site is taking to the Skateboarding Prom?
February 10th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try, Rumors
Globe For Sale?
Out on the Skateboarding News Wire. Globe International Sale Likely Option. Does a sinking ship gather moss? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
$200 Million seems like a great price for Quicksilver or Billabong to snatch it up at.
January 20th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Porn and Skateboarding Merge
“Rich Marshall, who heads new business development at Kayo, said the deal will help both businesses move into new markets. We feel extreme sports and extreme sex go together extremely well.”
Kayo Corp gets the balls rolling in the porn industry with Adam & Eve. Pornography on Skateboard products will be introduced to all the heads at ASR.
Wonder where this idea came from?
Looks like we’re Livin’ It
January 9th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try
Skateboard TV - VEOH
Where is SkateMaster Tate?
He’ll be showing up on VEOH any day now.
Veoh Networks - (Internet Television Peercasting Network) teams up with Skateboard.com and creates an internet television broadcast dedicated to Skateboarding.
“Now anyone with a PC and a broadband connection can go to www.veoh.com, join the network, and watch full-screen, TV-quality videos from real boarders across the globe and from professional skateboarding organizations. They can easily publish their own videos, too. ”
Get your marketing departments together boys.
December 6th, 2005
Posted in Indu$try, Rumors
Questionable Zoo
Street Knowledge?
Where is Futura?
Something Sux.
October 13th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try
Less-Than Creative Skateboards
“Preferred Skateboard Manufacturing, LLC announced today the launch by its Creative Skateboards division of a new website featuring a concept that could totally revolutionize the multi-billion dollar Skateboarding indu$try.”
You aren’t going to revolutionize anything except your dwindling bank account. Your novelty items are going to end up in a tornado of shipping returns if they don’t just pile up in your living room or bedroom floor. God help you if you already have a warehouse for all the crap you’re trying to peddle.
The revolution will not be Creative Skateboards… Nor will it be televised.
September 29th, 2005
Posted in Indu$try
Skateboard P - Pharrell Williams
The Billionaire Boys Club is about to start raping and pillaging the Skateboard indu$try. Add Pharrell Williams and Snoop Dogg to the mix and it looks like the parties are just going to get better and better. The Indu$try is expanding… Diversify? Collaborate?
Looks like we’re about to see some of that old East-Coast / West-Coast gangsta shit come back into style.
September 14th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try
The Hatters Did It
We love it so much that we can’t stand it. The Hatters have gone and boosted the game again. Dammit boys! Golfing is sooooo hot right now. Skateboarding Sucks.
The Next Bandwagon.
September 12th, 2005
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys
Earthboard Dude Pleads Guilty
“The former president and chief executive of a Costa Mesa skateboard manufacturer pleaded guilty Monday to one count of securities fraud related to fabrications he made about merger talks with Vans Inc.”
Earthboards Sucked in February and they still suck.