Archive for the 'Stupid Shit' Category

May 28th, 2010

Posted in Stupid Shit

Ed Hardy Skateboards

Ed Hardy Skateboards

They have a Liger on them for fuck’s sake. Maybe it’s a tiger. We’re not sure. Ed Hardy Skateboards. Someone is going to order gobs of them for sure. We almost can’t wait to punch someone in the mouth for riding one. Purported to be the best boards on the market.

One of our truck lines is the Cadillac high performance line. There is no question as to why these trucks have been rated as, “#1 and #2 best all around truck” in Big Brother Magazine

March 31st, 2010

Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys

Wheel Boner


The Wheelbone has been scientifically designed for today’s skater.

You skeerd?

source: The Skateboard Mag

June 30th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion

We Never Diss Tony Hawk

Cracked.com has a gaming problem. And they need to be told not to diss Tony Hawk’s White House Run. Stick to Dick Jokes

Why is my table out in the rain you ask? It knows what it did.

Brilliant writing though Chris. We enjoyed this one. Game sales are back on point now.

Cut on Rob’s equally as important Carl’s Jr. run

June 4th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit

Jereme Rogers on Mushrooms

Jereme Rogers Shroomin

Professional skateboarder Jereme Rogers said Wednesday he was sorry for disturbing his Redondo Beach neighbors this week when he “ate some `mushrooms’ and bugged out,” preaching naked on his rooftop.

Absolutely Hilarious.

via Sparkles Tweet

June 3rd, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys

Stardolls are FANTASTIC

Ryan Sheckler Stardoll

How is it even possible for a man to allow this? Ryan… What the hell are you thinking? Seriously? A Stardoll?

May 26th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys

Action Sports Toys

Action Sports Toys

Get a load of these Skateboard dolls!

May 26th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit

California Girls Learn to Ride

Californis Girls Skateboards

Tha Tap found a gem of a site that promotes an even bigger find. This is the reason Sux got started. California Girls Skateboards has some absolute goof behind it. Eric Muss-Barnes. We’re guessing the guy failed in porn and decided to move on to the next billion dollar industry. We kind of feel sorry for Holly Lyons getting mixed up in this stuff. Holly is doing her own thing at Sk8Grl.

April 1st, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion

Front Naked Girls and Skateboards

Naked Girls Skateboard Front Mag

Here is the cover of a Skateboard raping new Big Brother?

March 12th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit

Broken Magazine Thasher

Broken Magazine Thasher Tattoo

This awesome Thrasher scar gone wrong is explained in issue nine of Broken Magazine

January 9th, 2009

Posted in Stupid Shit

More Nude Chick Skateboards

Doodah Naked Models Skateboard Graphics

Lara Stone butt naked on a Skateboard. These are becoming more frequent. Doodah via Boardistan

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