Archive for the 'Stupid Shit' Category
May 28th, 2010
Posted in Stupid Shit
Ed Hardy Skateboards
They have a Liger on them for fuck’s sake. Maybe it’s a tiger. We’re not sure. Ed Hardy Skateboards. Someone is going to order gobs of them for sure. We almost can’t wait to punch someone in the mouth for riding one. Purported to be the best boards on the market.
One of our truck lines is the Cadillac high performance line. There is no question as to why these trucks have been rated as, “#1 and #2 best all around truck” in Big Brother Magazine
March 31st, 2010
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Wheel Boner
The Wheelbone has been scientifically designed for today’s skater.
You skeerd?
source: The Skateboard Mag
June 30th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion
We Never Diss Tony Hawk
Cracked.com has a gaming problem. And they need to be told not to diss Tony Hawk’s White House Run. Stick to Dick Jokes
Why is my table out in the rain you ask? It knows what it did.
Brilliant writing though Chris. We enjoyed this one. Game sales are back on point now.
Cut on Rob’s equally as important Carl’s Jr. run
June 4th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit
Jereme Rogers on Mushrooms
Professional skateboarder Jereme Rogers said Wednesday he was sorry for disturbing his Redondo Beach neighbors this week when he “ate some `mushrooms’ and bugged out,” preaching naked on his rooftop.
Absolutely Hilarious.
via Sparkles Tweet
June 3rd, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Stardolls are FANTASTIC
How is it even possible for a man to allow this? Ryan… What the hell are you thinking? Seriously? A Stardoll?
May 26th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Action Sports Toys
Get a load of these Skateboard dolls!
May 26th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit
California Girls Learn to Ride
Tha Tap found a gem of a site that promotes an even bigger find. This is the reason Sux got started. California Girls Skateboards has some absolute goof behind it. Eric Muss-Barnes. We’re guessing the guy failed in porn and decided to move on to the next billion dollar industry. We kind of feel sorry for Holly Lyons getting mixed up in this stuff. Holly is doing her own thing at Sk8Grl.
April 1st, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion
Front Naked Girls and Skateboards
Here is the cover of a Skateboard raping new Big Brother?
March 12th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit
Broken Magazine Thasher
This awesome Thrasher scar gone wrong is explained in issue nine of Broken Magazine
January 9th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit
More Nude Chick Skateboards
Lara Stone butt naked on a Skateboard. These are becoming more frequent. Doodah via Boardistan