Archive for the 'Stupid Shit' Category
May 5th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Indu$try, Opinion
Air Jordan Flipsyde
What just happened here? Skateboarding got raped. That’s what happened. You allowed them to build trust with you until you were brainwashed enough for them to switch logos on you. Go dunk sheep.
April 25th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit
Skateboard Wraps
We ask that you please use discretion when creating your art. We will not print any pornographic images.
We were trying to think of when the dude that makes Skateboard Wraps thought of his idea… Best guess? The no pornographic images thing pretty much leads us to believe that it isn’t a Skateboarder running it.
March 21st, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion
Proactiv Ryan Sheckler
Joining the celebrity line up with Jessica Simpson, Vanessa Williams, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Claire Egan, Kevin Kasper, Serena Williams… Ryan Sheckler!
February 29th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit
Swollen Skateboards Rob Rotten
Porn amateur Rob Rotten of Punx Productions will be kickflipping into the skater subculture when Swollen Skateboards debuts its new Rob Rotten skateboard deck next week.
Tear it up!
February 27th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit
Skate Study House
SKATE STUDY HOUSE (SSH) is an innovative design concept specializing in recreating popular furniture through the vision of a skateboarder.
Skateboarding furniture for nerds.
January 24th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit
Ryan Sheckler’s Ideal Girlfriend?
We’re guessing it’s a good idea to put all your women in check up front. Pro-Hos will adapt to anything though. How many pro-hos read Seventeen Magazine? Who cares?
January 17th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit
Vans Finger Fracture
A proposed game for the iphone. Vans Finger Fracture
January 16th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard
The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum.
Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.
For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!
No need to hide your board at school
November 16th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
GroundSurf Wireless Motorized Skateboard
GroundSurf is a three-wheeled skateboard with an unusual twist: You can control it with a Bluetooth cellphone.
Why in the hell couldn’t they throw a fourth wheel on there and make the thing capable of coming off the ground? Suppose it will happen soon enough.
via: A Sucker Bryan
September 19th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin
This new roller coaster, made by Gerstlauer in Germany, is patterned after the moves of professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Instead of zipping along on tracks where each time you ride you move in the same pattern of ups, downs and arounds, this roller coaster has cars that spin as if you’re free-styling on a skateboard. None of the spins match each other so each time you ride, the experience is different.
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin roller coaster
We stopped dissing Tony Hawk out of respect. But we are more than capable of dissing Gerstlauer (The manufacturer), for making the ride only 45-50 feet tall. Just goes to show you that the marketing is directed toward children.
via: Skate Nerd