Archive for the 'Stupid Shit' Category
September 12th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit
Skogging
Skogging is apparently an art and a sport. Switch foot push. Jogging with your Skateboard. Sounds a little Gezmer to us. Nice shirt.
August 15th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit
Life Of Ryan
Skatedaily posted a little quicker than us with their new layout. MTV will be airing a new show titled “Life of Ryan“. Featuring Ryan Sheckler. Series Premieres Monday, August 27th at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.
Rather than dis Ryan… We’ll just give you guys a chance to talk about this one.
Looks like Supermom is single! MILF hunters be forewarned!
August 1st, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit
Zenetti Skate Team
This is an official skate team with a complete partnership, including magazine features, show appearances and advertising campaign. We have some of the top skate professionals in the world representing our brand and feel that our partnership will help elevate the industry and spark a new trend.
Using Skateboarding and Skateboarders to grills and wheels. The Big Stupid. Looks like Braydon Szafranski has a little bit of the Captain in him.
via: HaveBoard
June 21st, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit
Go Skateboard
One of the best hammers you will ever see on the news.
Skate Everything Faster…
UPDATE: Some other video and part 2 via: SLAP
Jefferson Pang at UXA Today has been keeping tabs on the Go Choke A Skateboarder Day
February 13th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Sit N Skate
Every once in a while something gets sent to us that isn’t Skateboard related and we tend to completely ignore them. This time we couldn’t help but introduce you to the Sit-N-Skate.
I have created and patented an innovative street toy that I believe would be a profitable addition to your product line. Perhaps you are not the right person to send this inquiry but if you find interest in my creation, I request you forward this e-mail to the one who could make a determination of interest in adding it to the product line. Based upon my initial research, I know it’s something that could be as popular as the Razor scooter and skateboards.
My creation utilizes roller skates and a form of a skateboard in its operation. I call it the: Sit N Skate.
Thank you.
Larry Maurer
No Larry… Thank You!
February 12th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit
Nissan Qashqai
It was just a matter of time before we started doing frontside wallrides in our cars. Jeep started it. The Nissan Qashqai commercial almost feels like it does when Skateboarders drive. Someone needs to invent car copers. We want to see the hurricane.
Nissan Qashqai via: Worldwide Skateboarding
February 8th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion, Skateparks
The Lake Forest Zoo
How nice of the etnies skatepark of Lake Forest, CA to let us know what’s up. If mandatory full pads and beautiful steel bars caging you in weren’t enough, they just announced more fun stuff coming in 2007. Time to have a nice birthday party:
Birthday Party Packages - The Etnies Skatepark of Lake Forest is proud to offer three birthday party packages. Each package is designed to best suit each party’s needs. All Packages are for up to 10 participants. Each additional child will cost $20 up to a maximum of 20 participants. Each party will last for 2 hours. Party times availible [sic] are afternoons from 3pm-6pm or on weekends from 10am-6pm. Reservations are required at least one week in advance. A $100 security deposit is also required when making a reservation. Cancellation policy 72 hour advancced [sic] notice or loss of depsoit [sic].
Let’s see… Cute birthday parties, wednesday BMX nights, band nights with mandatory donations, 2007 waivers, photography policies, skate camps, snowboarding trips and unsolicited e-mail newsletters… Awesome. And on top of that, the good folks over at etnies have absolutely no control over the matter.
Nick Gates, a major force in helping to make skateboarding suck. Thanks dude.
January 14th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Just Hold It In Your Hands
Carry around as much extra baggage as you can and never push. Just hold it in your hands.
via: sack
December 7th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Photo Incentive Whore
The Church of Skateboarding has welcomed it’s first member of purgatory. At least the hoodie isn’t fokken yellow!
Holmes should have hired Dyrdek’s bodyguard to specifically deny this dude.
December 6th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Uhm NO
Oh dear lord we get some great material from some of the suckers. And we get some good stuff from The Mag.
Thanks Men. Yes I said MEN. Don’t play with boys and stay away from toys.