Archive for the 'Stupid Shit' Category
December 5th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Muska Comeback
Fokken Chad sets the example… But Element? Donk! Wait… MOB!
November 29th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Justin Timberlake Can’t Skate
Pharrell Williams “pushed the door open for everyone else”. Thanks for the extreme sport inspired fashion line. Sure does Sux to be called “Skateboy P” on a music website.
November 24th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Uncyclopedia
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
September 22nd, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Barney McDoobs
Skateboarding Sux will be compiling thoughts on this Scmuck Of The Year (Foreskin Fool).
Check back for after session commentary.
John Thrasher must not follow hockey.
via: SkateDaily
September 19th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Turbo Trucks
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.
June 27th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Lat34 Action Sports on Demand
AOL has launched Lat34.com, a Web site centered around action sports such as Surfing, Skateboarding and Snowboarding, through a partnership with the production company Fusion Entertainment.
The action sports world is a passionate, under-served community that, until now, has had to rely on individual sport sites, product-driven print publications or scheduled television programming
…said Jim Bankoff, AOL’s executive vp of programming and products.
We haven’t had to rely on anything yet you tangelo hater.
June 22nd, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Ravensforge Skateboard Solutions
Ravensforge Skateboard Solutions makes SkateBlock.
Don’t put up with skateboard damage anymore. We can help you protect your property. Ravensforge, the pioneer in eliminating damage caused by skateboards, manufactures cast metal fittings that protect planters, walls, benches, handrails, and other architectural features.
phone: 425.742.2454 • toll-free: 888.743.3490 • fax: 425.743.1452 • email
Call them up and get some.
May 31st, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
Extreme Group ExParks
The Ex Park will offer riders areas to ride and theme park fans interactive and experiential areas across sports and lifestyle activities based around the computer gaming, BMX, skateboarding, snowboarding, skydiving and surfing, plus ground breaking cutting edge rides in the world.
May 12th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Opinion
Tennis KasperHolics Anyone?
Josh Kasper isn’t throwing himself down stairs as much anymore. He’d rather swing at balls for the Comets. Second chances are popping up for Skateboarders everywhere.
Josh is very talented young man,” Mancao said. “His strongest asset is his mental ability, which is a carryover from his days as a professional skater.
Apparantly Josh played the crucial role as team leader this year.
EL TORO!
May 8th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit
McDonald’s 2006 Proxy Statement
McD’s just sent out their notice of 2006 Annual Shareholder’s Meeting and Proxy Statement. Here is the cover and this photo was inside the 2005 Summary Annual Report. So we fell victim to the propaganda and skated over to McDonald’s and bought a sandwich. They’re loving us.
