Archive for the 'Useless Toys' Category
August 16th, 2010
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Vertrax Treaded Skateboard
It also appeals to reduce cube gleaming by about 35%.
Pretty sure this Vertrax treaded Skateboard will never come about. We just want to make sure.
March 31st, 2010
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Wheel Boner
The Wheelbone has been scientifically designed for today’s skater.
You skeerd?
source: The Skateboard Mag
June 3rd, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Stardolls are FANTASTIC
How is it even possible for a man to allow this? Ryan… What the hell are you thinking? Seriously? A Stardoll?
May 26th, 2009
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Action Sports Toys
Get a load of these Skateboard dolls!
August 25th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
SoulArc Boards
SoulArc Boards and clothing are changing the way surfers get around on land; looking good, less work, and a better ride.
Skateboarding Sux will review this product if they send us one.
January 16th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard
The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum.
Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.
For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!
No need to hide your board at school
November 16th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
GroundSurf Wireless Motorized Skateboard
GroundSurf is a three-wheeled skateboard with an unusual twist: You can control it with a Bluetooth cellphone.
Why in the hell couldn’t they throw a fourth wheel on there and make the thing capable of coming off the ground? Suppose it will happen soon enough.
via: A Sucker Bryan
September 19th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin
This new roller coaster, made by Gerstlauer in Germany, is patterned after the moves of professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Instead of zipping along on tracks where each time you ride you move in the same pattern of ups, downs and arounds, this roller coaster has cars that spin as if you’re free-styling on a skateboard. None of the spins match each other so each time you ride, the experience is different.
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin roller coaster
We stopped dissing Tony Hawk out of respect. But we are more than capable of dissing Gerstlauer (The manufacturer), for making the ride only 45-50 feet tall. Just goes to show you that the marketing is directed toward children.
via: Skate Nerd
February 13th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Sit N Skate
Every once in a while something gets sent to us that isn’t Skateboard related and we tend to completely ignore them. This time we couldn’t help but introduce you to the Sit-N-Skate.
I have created and patented an innovative street toy that I believe would be a profitable addition to your product line. Perhaps you are not the right person to send this inquiry but if you find interest in my creation, I request you forward this e-mail to the one who could make a determination of interest in adding it to the product line. Based upon my initial research, I know it’s something that could be as popular as the Razor scooter and skateboards.
My creation utilizes roller skates and a form of a skateboard in its operation. I call it the: Sit N Skate.
Thank you.
Larry Maurer
No Larry… Thank You!
January 14th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Just Hold It In Your Hands
Carry around as much extra baggage as you can and never push. Just hold it in your hands.
via: sack