Archive for the 'Useless Toys' Category
August 25th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
SoulArc Boards
SoulArc Boards and clothing are changing the way surfers get around on land; looking good, less work, and a better ride.
Skateboarding Sux will review this product if they send us one.
January 16th, 2008
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Port-A-Board Portable Skateboard
The most revolutionary innovation in skateboards ever! Port-A-Board decks are lightweight yet durable, constructed from tough 6061 T6 aircraft aluminum.
Each board has a polished, clear anodized finish, nose and tail edgeguards in nine colors, complete set of wheels and bearings, removable wheel trucks and more.
For $150.00 you get a bunch of crap that fits together to form a big piece of crap. Dope!
No need to hide your board at school
November 16th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
GroundSurf Wireless Motorized Skateboard
GroundSurf is a three-wheeled skateboard with an unusual twist: You can control it with a Bluetooth cellphone.
Why in the hell couldn’t they throw a fourth wheel on there and make the thing capable of coming off the ground? Suppose it will happen soon enough.
via: A Sucker Bryan
September 19th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin
This new roller coaster, made by Gerstlauer in Germany, is patterned after the moves of professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Instead of zipping along on tracks where each time you ride you move in the same pattern of ups, downs and arounds, this roller coaster has cars that spin as if you’re free-styling on a skateboard. None of the spins match each other so each time you ride, the experience is different.
Tony Hawk’s Big Spin roller coaster
We stopped dissing Tony Hawk out of respect. But we are more than capable of dissing Gerstlauer (The manufacturer), for making the ride only 45-50 feet tall. Just goes to show you that the marketing is directed toward children.
via: Skate Nerd
February 13th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Sit N Skate
Every once in a while something gets sent to us that isn’t Skateboard related and we tend to completely ignore them. This time we couldn’t help but introduce you to the Sit-N-Skate.
I have created and patented an innovative street toy that I believe would be a profitable addition to your product line. Perhaps you are not the right person to send this inquiry but if you find interest in my creation, I request you forward this e-mail to the one who could make a determination of interest in adding it to the product line. Based upon my initial research, I know it’s something that could be as popular as the Razor scooter and skateboards.
My creation utilizes roller skates and a form of a skateboard in its operation. I call it the: Sit N Skate.
Thank you.
Larry Maurer
No Larry… Thank You!
January 14th, 2007
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Just Hold It In Your Hands
Carry around as much extra baggage as you can and never push. Just hold it in your hands.
via: sack
December 14th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys, Facts
Skateboard Patents
Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!
and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.
December 6th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Uhm NO
Oh dear lord we get some great material from some of the suckers. And we get some good stuff from The Mag.
Thanks Men. Yes I said MEN. Don’t play with boys and stay away from toys.
November 24th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Uncyclopedia
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
September 19th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Turbo Trucks
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.