Archive for the 'Useless Toys' Category
December 14th, 2006
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys, Facts
Skateboard Patents
Who created what and what the hell did they create. Skateboard patents for you to rip apart and laugh at or be thankful for. Flying Turtles!
and a new video game via: Don’t Believe The Hypebeast.
December 6th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Uhm NO
Oh dear lord we get some great material from some of the suckers. And we get some good stuff from The Mag.
Thanks Men. Yes I said MEN. Don’t play with boys and stay away from toys.
November 24th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Uncyclopedia
Gearing up for getting down this winter is FlowFlap’s SnowSkate. Pretty sure this one belongs in the Skateboard Uncyclopedia.
September 19th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Skateboard Turbo Trucks
James MadDogg Morris is developing a new technology for Skateboards. 39 neodymium magnets in your trucks propel you magically… This is a great concept for mongo pushers and lazy asses. Wait… Magic or magnets? Pradical? What the hell James? Trick Boards? Find some video of these things and put some Gonzo Girls on them. Video tape it all and get rich with magic hammers.
August 28th, 2006
Posted in Useless Toys, Facts
It Don’t Hurt in the Air…
Skate With Your Friends. And Their Feet.
April 28th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
3WDM
Frank Schmitt 2000 says “Look Ma, No Hands!” …Talking about his 3WDM Electric Thing.
Watch out for curbs.
April 22nd, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Scarpar All Terrain Skateboard
Check out this crazy tank Skateboard.
“We are aiming for between 35 and 50 mph (60-80kmh). There are trade-offs to make in terms of power (torque) and speed which we are working through.
Bottom line is that we know we need to scare you … we won’t ship a product that isn’t going to give you a huge buzz, and make you scream.”
You can ride over logs on this thing… What the Fuck?
January 25th, 2006
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
SunRiser Skateboard Headlights
Flux Industries went down exactly like we thought it would. Now you can skate at night with SunRisers.
FYI: Most cities require skateboards to meet the same lighting regulations as bicycles for night riding, a forward facing white light, and rear facing red light.
Be sure to follow the safety guidelines…
Warning: SunRisers are extremely bright. Do not look directly into the light. Doing so may result in temporary blindness or permanent damage.
October 10th, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Portable Coping?
If we ever see any of you trying to screw around and add this shit to a spot that is being skated… There will be another case in court about some dude getting beat with a Skateboard. Don’t think for a second that this crap will benefit Skateboarders. It will not.
“Portacope allows your child to Skate and ride without damaging property or equiptment”
You don’t go outside and make your terrain easier to Skate… You go out and annihilate your terrain.
And don’t go making friends with Law Enforcement. You’ll thank us for telling you that when you start being a Skateboarder and stop being a puss.
(via Mostly Skateboarding)
September 22nd, 2005
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
C_Flex Innovations Flex_One
Simon Lain has applied for patent #2005903060 in Austrailia for his Flex_One trucks that cost $198.00 (inc.GST) per pair!
Daniel Gezmer actually comes out looking good after you check out Simon’s Crap. The “Powerfull 680 Newton Flex Effect” will most certainly break after the first 5 stair+ trick you try and you know the lapper on these things will make grinding soooo fun to figure out. Gullwing used to have a little truck pussy to keep you on the curb but these “innovative” skateboard handles aren’t even that cool.
Nice Try
(via the hotcrew)