Archive for the 'Useless Toys' Category
December 8th, 2002
Posted in Indu$try, Useless Toys
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Not so long ago we posted Chris Gentry Toys (you know, Flowflap shit) and we found it odd that there were actually people supporting this lost cause. This friday we posted the letter from Flowflap and again we witnessed odd reactions. We then decided to track and see where those reactions came from. And, lo and behold, they all came from the same person! Someone in the San Diego area is a harsh Flowflap fan. How do we know all this? Hold down your mouse over a suckers name for a sec, and do your own tracing.
Why dont you ban the ip range? Ofcourse we could have done that, but then we be missing out on all the childish fun! We ONLY ban comments from fruitbooters since this site is not meant for fruits. Flowflappers are more then welcome!
October 14th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Dying At Spreckels Theater
Looks like all the drunken fools made it into San Diego to check out Zero’s “Dying To Live” premiere. The show didn’t happen. We are glad to hear that not one person was hospitalized. Do you think that is because we are used to being beat the fuck up? If this was a Disney premiere, fifty kids would have been hospitalized and the papers would have called it a tragedy. The rest of the premiere dates can be found at Zero’s Website.
October 11th, 2002
Posted in Stupid Shit, Useless Toys
Put a Helmet On Your Kid and Send Him Off!
Exkate can get your 10 year old up to 22 mph in 4 seconds. Remote control throttle might be fun if you could tap into other frequencies and send your buddy out into traffic on the 405. The $1200 pricetag makes it a good stocking stuffer.